"The only thing worse than being talked about is getting AIDS." -Oscar Wilde

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What did the biscuit say when he saw his friend get run over? Oh my god. Dave, are you ok? Somebody call an ambulance.

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A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette have a contest to see who can get the most likes on their profile pictures. They are all attention-whores.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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whats the difference between a door knob? a milk carton, because people have legs so they can walk !!!!!

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I am white, you are black, we can be friends, racism was abolished.

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Why don't midgets live in penthouses? They can't reach the button in the elevator.

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? A basketball.

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What's worse than tornadoes in the USA? Earthquakes in Japan.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because in between 6 and 7 there used to be the number § but 7 raped and murdered it.

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A black man shoots some hoops. One of the bullets bounces off the rim and hits him in the eye. The man dies. His grandmother is still alive to attend his funeral.

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What do you call a fat kid? I don't know...you tell me

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what is red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket Waht is blue and looks like a bucket? (99% of the time they will say "a blue bucket") No, a red bucket in disguise!

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A man walks into a bar, he realizes he has no money and leaves

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why didn't Marlin monroe ( http://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marilyn_Monroe ) use the iphone app guitar hero because she died before the iphone was invented !

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What is worse than getting stung by a bee? Watching your family die in a fire.

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- Why Justin Bieber can't login to Facebook? - Because he forgot the password.

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Q:Whats rhe best part about spinning a baby round and round Stopping it with a shovel

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue U suck Dick Just Like Ur Dad did to u

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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there was once a jew

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ass.

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Moooo

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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