What's funnier than a dead baby? Everything.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer left his fence open and the chicken happened to cross a road.

What did the speech impaired man say ? Nothing.

Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

your mom was so fat that she died.

i hate christians and muslims, until drugs are involved. iduno what dat is, i try it.

What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

Simba was moving slow,so I told him to MUFASA!!!

Why did the baby stop crying? I hit him with a brick.

What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

roses are red violets are blue kyle brown and pj nosaki have big balls

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like cows, Cows are cool

A: What Santa said when he caught Mrs. Claus with one of his elves... Q: What is "Ho ho ho?"

What do you call a man with no legs, and one arm? Whatever his name happens to be.

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Repeat. Yeah.

What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

What does 2 + 2 equal? 4

Jesus walks on water Chuck Norris swims through land

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Women's rights.

Your playing NBA 2k12 and some one steals the man your covering and you scream "THAT'S MY MAN!" what sounds wrong in this situation?

How did little Jimmy survive the 5 story fall? He didn't

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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