- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What did the Muslim do when he got on the bus? He realized he was in the wrong place and got on a plane and blew it up.

What's red and has two legs? Half a cat!

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Why did the girl go to the hospital? She had an asthma attack.

Yo momma is so fat, when she wears a bathing suit, people are like, wow, that woman is fat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a pack of wolverines and decided the best idea was to run away, and this decision just happened to involve him crossing a road.

Do you want to hear a shit joke? Stuart.

A Black man, and Jewish man, and a Asian man walk into a bar. They then proceed to buy a drink, leave the bar, and move on with their day.

Thats what she said

A paraplegic women falls off a boat. Regardless of the fact that she was wearing a properly inflated flotation device, she still managed to drown. She died instantly, the next day.

How many baby's does it to paint a wall red? It depends how many you throw.

2 men walked into a bar. the other one ducked.

What do you do when a blonde falls up an elevator? Pray, and hope Jesus will take you as well. Just kidding, Jesus isn't real.

Knock Knock! Who's there? ....Mrs Murray silently returned to her armchair, a single tear rolling down her weathered cheek. Her lonely existence deepened, as she realised the gang of boys had fooled her again.

what happens when a panther and a gorilla fight? i dont know i never seen it before.

why was the black guy smelly? because his white friend threw him in a dumpster

what do you say to the preacher when he walks into church? i dont fu***** know, im jewish.

Knock knock! Who's there? Fck. Fck who? F*ck you.

Why Bono always walk barefoot ? Because he's an asshole.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the axe murderer. Did it work? No.

What do you call a black person who has fallen? an ambulance

What is three times more dangerous than war? Three Wars.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, WHO THE HELL $#!T IN MY GARDEN?!

How dou you find the population of mexico? Take a census....... By throwing a dime in the street!

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??