What's sadder then a dead puppy? 2 dead puppies.

your face is kinda funny

YEAH THEY DO!

Whats the square root of pie? Pies are round.

Knock Knock Who's there? Immigration. You're headed back to mexico.

Two friends were running late for their school gathering. As they arrived the train station, one friend said 'Quick, we need to catch the train!' The other replied, 'Can't we just get in it?'

A whore walks in to a bar. She soon finds her John and they leave to his hotel room.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? rape

A black man walks into an all white bar. He was escorted out, ten months later he died of a heart attack

If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

a black man is flying a plane what is his name Joe and the plane crashed and he died because I distracted him with this question

Q: What's the difference between a vampire and a lawyer? A: A lot of things.

Your mom is over the average weight for a person of here height and age.

david poredos

Why couldn't the little boy open his bedroom door? He was dead.

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when i jump on a trampoline.

How do you catch a green elephant? you paint it red and use a Red Elephant Trap

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died from chlamydia.

What happened when the wife refused to make her husband a sandwich? Since he was paralyzed from the neck down, he starved to death.

Did you know that Helen Keller had a swing set? neither did she.

What's round and cheesy? A cheese wheel.

you are looking on the internet someone falls over and i were shoes and chips prevent world war 2

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

Whatsthe difference between a pile of dead babies and a chicken? Chickens don't make me laugh.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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