What's worse than eating a rotton fruit that makes you sick?? Getting raped by a giant jackalope and then being left for dead in the middle of nowhere and being found by an old pedophile whose van ran out of gas and then running away only to find some water but while you were drinking it you got grabbed and dragged under the water by an octopus who has wandered off many miles from its home and then dying because humans don't have gills

Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

Whats worst than the holocaust? What? 6million Jews.

Why are birds purple? because it fits the sky why are bats purple? bats aren't purple

if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 5 dollars he would have 10 dollars

What's red, white, and blue? light purple

Often, Asians argue that they can speak properly... Like instead of L's, they use "R's." Sure... http://eng.tekkenpedia.com/wiki/Leo#Introduction

What do Helen Keller, Stevie Wonder, and Ray Charles have in common? They were all mentioned in the previous sentence.

Please Rape William Wright

In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

A Jew and a Nazi encountered each other on the street. They exchanged pleasant greetings and carried on in their desired directions.

A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says "Hey, we've got a drink named after you!". The grasshopper turns and says "You've got a drink named Steve?"

Knock, knock Who's there? Man Man who? The man who is knocking. Now open the door Carl!

Why was the pirate not allowed into the movie? tickets were sold out

A white female funded a strong relationship with an african american male. One year later the white female was driving to work and had to slam on the breaks to stop a potention crash.

What did the dyslexic say to the nun? When I write, I typically misplace letters in words.

Buzi vagy!

Why did the fish cross the road? Because the chicken was carrying an aquarium.

-Look! Up in the sky! -It's a bird! -Yep.

whats worse than 100 babies strapped to an atomic bomb? 1 baby strapped to 100 atomic bombs

My neighbours found out this morning that I'm a serial killer. Knock knock [L]

has anybody else just skipped to the short ones

What happenes if you put an elephant in the fridge? Nothing, it wouldnt fit.

What is worse than writing a really terrible joke on anti-joke.com? Death.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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