Why did sally fall of the swing? She had no arms or legs Knock knock who's there? Not sally

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-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

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Engage in a lively debate with a friend, and when they are about to stump you, respond to whatever they say next with "What does that have to do with the price of tea in China?"

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what's black and has a huge sac? A negro

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a brand new Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

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Why did Justin Beiber cut his hair It had grown to long

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Two People runs into a bar. They were thirsty.

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What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

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A man walks into a bar. His family has died in a tragic accident and he is trying to drink down the pain.

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A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

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Why did the boy jump in the van? Because his parents had just been in a terrible car accident.... There where 2 fatalities.

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Why did Schrödinger's Cat cross the road? It didn't

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the anti-joke.com joke was just like a normal joke. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink successfully, pays, and leaves. Three weeks later he dies tragically.

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What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

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What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

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So a rouge names creampiiemaker was walking in the vast lands of the arathi basin when a night elf druid with 585 stan and a resil rating of 6750 asked yo bro you wanna duel, the rogue asked with a grin on his face if the night elf was kidding, they then shook hands and went out to gold shire, village and dined on porridge made from the finest vendor, they then warsonged it up all night for mad honor points and got lap dances in gold shire tavern.

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Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

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why did the packers win the superbowl? because they were very good

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Why did Sally ask for ketchup? She wanted to use it on her french fries.

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What's worse than walking into a door by accident? Finding out that your mother molestors children.

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So 2 black guys walk into a bar and the bartender looks around and say "what will you fine gentlemen have?" and they order and payed their tab and could not have been more courteous, amirite?

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How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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