- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Fat man? You call him by His name because that's the polite thing to do.

why did the bus roll down the hill? Children were playing in the street.

Nope, but you know those like little stop motion things with clay figures? Plompsters or something?

What do you call a dead child? The product of a car crash

Why is the beach always so angry? The beach is just sand and waves and lacks sentience, but makes up for it in crabs.

Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

What did the monkey say to the African American? Monkeys cannot speak, therefore it would not be able to communicate with an African American, who is an equally respected member of the community, in an efficient way.

Why are anti jokes so funny? Because they are not

Roses are red Tulips are blue Wait, no sorry That's violets.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? I lost my tractor!

What did the man say when he lost his keys? I lost my keys. What did the man say when he saw an elephant in the distance? There is an elephant in the distance.

This is my favorite antijoke.

Can everyone please stop posting shit about my girlfriend because it seriously isnt cool.

What did the cop say to the people watching the house fire? All right nothing to see here jokes over

why did the plane crash the pilot was a loaf of bread

How many baby can u fit in a cup? A: it depends how strong ur blender is How do you get them out? A: tortilla chips

a woman goes to an abortion clinic, kills a baby and still leaves pregnant.

what's a fish with no eyes and out of water? its just a fish

why was smokey bear sad? he got cancer from smokeing

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing they just waved

Dear Diary, I am down to my last drops of water, I'm going to die soon. Wait, a man is offering me some water! Theres still hope, wait he said sike and ran off. I'm going to die alone.

What worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

Knock knock! Why didn't you use the doorbell?

Why can't Michael Jackson swim? Because he is dead.

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