- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did jonathan not get any presents for the holiday?because it was the 4th of July

Elvis presley was taking a poop and couldnt poop cause he was dead.

Why did the maid clean the house? Because that's her job, ya moron.

a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

What you you call peanut butter on the top of a dog house Peanut butter

HOLY SHIT!!!!

Q.Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A.Because chickens weren't invented then.

What did little Timmy get for Christmas? Abandoned

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

A fat guy, well over 300 lbs, goes to KFC and orders a big bucket of chicken. He gets his bucket of chicken and goes to sit down on a table to eat his chicken. A man walks up to him and asks him "are you going to share any of that chicken?" The man says "no."

Q: What do is it called when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? A: Why give it a name when it is never goin to happen!

Your mother is so fat she has trouble finding clothes in her size.

What happened to the twins? 9/11

What is the difference between 10 dead babies and a 1,000,000 dollar car I don't have a 1,000,00 dollar car

Fortunately," said the snooty maître d', "we'll let you come in without a Thai.

The woman says : OMG I am so hung over!! The man next to her has Terrible tourertts turns around and shouts I want my to make them hung over your face, her then moves away and rapes a apple of which he is eating, the woman turns around and dies as she has a brain tumor

If I have 12 backpacks and Jimmy has 91 pancakes, then how many marshmallows can cover the roof of this building? Purple. Because Aliens don't wear hats.

What's the difference between an Elephant and a Post Box? An Elephant is not a Post Box. It is an Elephant.

Why did the baby stop crying? It had been smothered to death by it's sleep- deprived single mother.

Q: What does a Jedi say when another Jedi farts? A: Who sabered the cheese?

Hey dude. who died.... crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets YO MAMA

A man walks into a bar at 1 in the afternoon. He's the bartender and a fellow employee asked him to cover the afternoon shift.

How do u know the difference between a adam and rappers you dont they r the same

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