How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? 17

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John: what is blue and goes blub blub Phil; I don't know, what? John: a blue blub blub. What is green and goes blub blub Phil; a green blub blub John: no green blub blubs don't exist, what are you stupid?

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? However many needed.

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why was the man sad? his wife died

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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Lad: Whats that smell Girl: Nothing Lad: That is right nothing now get into the kitchen!

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Theres an irishman , scottish man and a welsh man on a plane they where going to france

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Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her

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what has 2 legs and bleeds alot half a dog

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your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

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You'er moma is so stupied that she climbed over the glass window to see what on the other side

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That moment when the best part of your life is when you get 50 friends on Facebook....

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why did the boy fall off his bike? someone threw a fridge at him

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Canadians

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Knock knock whos there? Underware Underware who? I underware my friends are

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Q: What did the duck say to the bartender? A: Nothing considering that ducks cannot speak

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What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

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you dint have to be a jew matt

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Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow wh- MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Why did the hunter shoot the deer? Because he was hungry and might starve to death if he didnt

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what do you get when a penguin has a heart atack pengatack

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how many couples does it take to screw in a light bulb. 1 the wife to go buy the light bulb and the husbend to put it in.

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I took a shower yesterday. You have no idea how hard it was sneaking that thing out of Home Depot.

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Anti Joke

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