- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Steven and Daniel are playing with super soakers in the back yard. Steven says to Daniel: "You can't squirt me!" Daniel says to Steven: "Yes I can!" Daniel is HIV positive.

Q:Why do you never run over black guy on a bicycle A: Because that is not a very nice thing to do

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a blind-deaf-mute.

I got into an argument with my friend the other day. He contested that the onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I beat his wife to death with a coconut,

Knock Knock! Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your cousin. Kathy then let Jim inside her house and helped him carry the pizza boxes into the kitchen. Everyone had fun and enjoyed the party very much that night.

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

Phone rings Hello? Hi, is your refrigerator running? No, it actually broke down yesterday. Are you the repair man? Yes, the repairs will cost $400

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.

how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

Doctor! Doctor! Everyone seems to be stealing things! Piss off, I am a doctor not a detective you prick.

Why did the boy with cancer cross the road? He was hoping to get hit by a truck.

There was a man and a woman. In a lodge all alone ready to create a child. instead of having sex he violently punched her in the face and stabbed her in her armpits until her loud screams for help had stopped.

Q:What's red and crawls up your leg? A: A homesick abortion

What has 17 eyes, 43 toes, 11 feet and, 9 heads? A 17 eyed- 43 toed- 11 footed- 9 headed monster.

Q: Wy couldn't the T-rex grab the other Dinosor? A: Because he is extinct.

Why did the kid fall off the bike? Because he was paraplegic.

your mom is so fat jesus couldnt even lift her spirits

A French man, Irish man and Japanese man walk into a bar, seeing as the men speak different languages no conversation begins.

Jack Stevens

Why did the man eat his wife? He was a cannibal

Why do vampires suck blood? Because they re crazy.

why was the blonde fired from the factory? she ate the maneger's fingers.

what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

What's worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in two dumpsters

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