- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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where is the world?

A man walks in the a bar Now he has 3 missing teeth

Todd is offered a pizza, chinese food, and a sandwich. he then kills himself because options trigger a psychological disorder that was diagnosed to him as a child

how do you kill a blond? give her a gun and tell her it a blow dryer

A man walks into a bar, he obtains an alcoholic beverage from the store neighboring this bar which he bumped into.

Hey did you see Helen Keller's dress? No, she's dead.

Benjamin Frankin was playing with his Xbox...

If there are four gay men that come into a bar and need to sit down when all you have is one stool; what do you do? Get three more stools.

"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the grocery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons"

What do black people and apples have in common? - They both look good hanging from trees.

Q: What do you call those assholes who always volunteer in lectures? A: Assholes. Fcuking assholes. They created the word asshole. Assholes

What's worse than walking into a lampost? Your seven year old child accidentally finding and watching a sex tape that you made years ago.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Charles. Charles who? It's your brother Charles. I came straight here from the doctor. I was just diagnosed with stage 4 testicular cancer.

A man with a white bed sheet on his body and head grimaced at a black man. He said to the black man, can you help me with my ghost costume? Something in the back is poking me and it hurts.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah!

What do you call a black guy who gives out change? A cashier.

Why did the man cry when he received his meal at McDonalds? They didn't give him a happy meal.

Why did the two blondes decide to ride in one car? Because it's more environmentally friendly than taking two cars.

Yo mama so old, she used to babysit Dumbledore

If you're head weren't attached to your shoulders... you'd be dead.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 8 9. I'm just counting

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a tape worm in your apple.

i walk into a bar,and then proceed to be taken out because i am a minor -chuckles

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