- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a cow that is lying on a barn floor? A cow

Why do blind people laugh at this joke? Because they can't read it and everyone else is laughing.

A redhead walks into a bar. The bartender asks him if he wants a drink. He says yes.

What's worse than find ten babies in a trash can? Find a baby in ten trash cans.

Womans baksetball...

Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

Today, my friend threw a lemon at me very hard and hit me in the testicles. FML

Boy: Hey girl, the voices in my head tole me to come over and talk to you. Girl: ... walks away

Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

What did the dwarf do after he sore a mole? Nothing. dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist.

Why is there no aspirin in the jungle? Because aspirin is a man-made drug derived from salicylic acid, and it it is this that is extracted from willow bark, which used to be used by Cherokee Americans as a fever-reducer and pain-reliever.

ive got nothing funny to say, so this is what its like to be a woman

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are stupid. It most likely starved to death when it got stuck in a hole.

Why did the Teacher cry? Because he was sad.

What does the ice cream man say to the kids? Hey kids want some ice cream?

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Yes, it's actually very nice.

What did the P.E. coach say to the fat kid? you need to exercise

Why did the chicken successfully cross the road? It didn't in the middle of the street it got hit by a car.

I met a fat girl and fucked her on an elevator. . . It was wrong on so many levels.

What do fat kids and whales have in common? Ruth burden

What do you get when you cross a dead monkey, a chair fitted with wheels for use as a means of transport by a person, Isaac Newton & the creator of the website? Stephen Hawking.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen Property.

You know what's sad and Funny? When a guy walks into a gay bar and doesn't get hit on.

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