What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it won't go to you anyways.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why would the chicken cross a road

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weston cage

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Knock Knock? whos there? The man at the door then finds himself thinking what his last name is as he lately got amnesia

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Two scientists walk into a bar, the pair walk up to the counter and the first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have some H2O too." 10 minutes later, the second scientist dies.

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What do you call the black guy with a gun a ski mask on? Tyrone, because thats his name.

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There are 2 carrots sitting in a basket. One carrot says to the other; I'm a carrot! The other carrot does not reply, because carrots do not speak. Now consider the possibility, that the first carrot was a talking monkey.

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A dog walks into a bar. the owner of the bar didn't allow animal in his bar and he helped the dog outside again

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Roses are red. Violets are purple

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas A bike.

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Q: Why didn't the man give money to the homeless person on the sidewalk? A: Because he thought that he was faking it. Two days later the homeless person died in an alleyway from starvation. Nobody was there to witness it, and the body was never found.

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What do you call two mexicans playing basketball? Friends

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What's worse than accidentally flooding your bathroom? A Tsunami

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A guy walks into a bar carrying an octopus under his arm. The bartender asks him, "say, buddy, what's with the octopus?" and the man replies, "this is the most intelligent octopus in the world. In fact, I bet you $100 that it can play any instrument you give it." The bartender snickers at the other patrons, and puts $100 on the bar. He motions the man over to the piano by the wall. The man puts the octopus on the piano, but it nothing happens. The octopus is dead, because it's been out of the water for a while. The bartender looks at the man sadly, as two psychiatric orderlies from the local mental hospital take the visitor away to the looney bin, after another patron called the police. The bartender never gets his $100, and now he has to clean up the godawful mess on his piano.

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A seal walks into a club.

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My aunt said slow and steady wins the race....... She died in a fire

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What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

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why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was nailed to the chicken

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Why did the family at dinner not tip the waiter? He was mean and spat in their food.

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Your momma's so fat that when she looked in the mirror she broke down crying and threw up in the toilet because she is belemic.

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TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

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Carol never wore her safety goggles. Neither did Hellen Keller.

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Yo mama so fat that when she goes to the movies she sits next to everybody.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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