- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

-Children! Come inside! -Why? -We are going out...

You know what's funny? Rape

Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunett: i don't know Blonde: NOBODY KNOWS!!!

Roses are red Violets are blue TEST: Are roses red?

why did suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.. knock, knock who's there? not suzie

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He applied for a Visa and was granted authorization to live and work in the United States on a permanent basis.

Why can't Amy winehouse drive? She's dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ....Because based on modern mathematics the shortest distance between two points is a straight line.

A Mexican walked into a bar. He never came back out.

Why did the chicken cross the road!? He was supposed to be dead! You are by far the most incompetent chicken assassin we've ever had. You're fired.

Why couldn't the bird fly? cause it was a penguin

I am very humble.

Roses are red violets are blue..... I have normal vision

~Roses Are Red~ ~Violets Are Blue~ ~I Am Straight~ ~Not Sure About You~ ~Tell us?~

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

whats a great gift to share with small children? Ebola

Why don't bats have penises? They do. I tried. Menstruation.

Why Russians ride bears? Because god hate bears

Fact: When you die, you can't eat ice cream!

Roses are red Violets are blue I have multiple personality disorder And so do we

Why did the Mexican jump the American border? Because he wanted a better paying job to support his family, and legal immagration to the States is a lengthy and highly difficult process.

whats big, black and red all over? My mom when its that time of the month

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