- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Roses are red Violets are blue I haven't been able to deal Since the day that I lost you. Now these roses bleed red And these violets cry blue I think of you in memories Do you think of me too?

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

Wanna hear a dead baby joke? Brittany Spears is pregnant

How many women does it take to arrange my new Ethan Allen furniture? Just one, I was told it was divorce present. She took it with her.

a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

Nero, sure you are okay?

The only thing you need to call a woman that starts with "B" is "Beautiful" Biitches love to be called beautiful

Yo Momma So Fat!

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

What do you call a black priest? "Father" if you are Christian.

I like my wine just like how I like my woman 5 years old and in my basement.

What does a dyslexic person do on sundays? Goes to church to pray to Dog

what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

A lion walks in to a bar, and murders everyone inside. This is why animals are not aloud in bars.

What did one stool say to the other stool? Stools don't speak!

How did the blonde trip the brunette? She stuck out her foot

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

A man walks into a bar and the barenter says, "What'll it be?" The man says, "I'll take a Bud Light."

Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

You know what makes jokes funny? Irony You know what makes anti-jokes funny? Common sense

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