- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An atheist and a priest agree to a public debate. The priest doesn't make much of an attempt to argue because there is a young boy in his podium giving him a handjob.

roses are black, violets are black, im dead.

How do u kill somebody You throw a fridge at him

What's worse than the Holocaust? People trying to be funny writing the same jokes over and over.

Q. What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? A. I don't were cleats when I jump on my trampoline.

Did u hear about the fire at the circus? 12 people died.

A man and a woman walk into a bar... They both die from cerebral hemorrhages.

Yo mama so fat when she looked at the scale it said to be continued

"Why do children's movies show everything in that happens in the movie in the trailer?" "The same reason I show children everything that's inside of my trailer."

The GOV and the WHO?

Yo mama is so dumb that she failed the SATs

How do you make time fly? You can't, time is the duration of events and therefore cannot "fly".

Why did Jack take a prune out for the evening? A healthy snack as part of a balanced diet.

What do you call a black man that likes potatoes? Whatever his name is.

What's black and white and red all over? A racially integrated society.

Just admit it. one time in ur life u pretended that the floor was lava and the only way to survive was on the couch.

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Jesse gets back at people who takes his job, by trying to get with their sloppy seconds.. Emphasize trying.

What did the drug addict say to the doctor? I am a drug addict and am in need of help and rehabilitation.

How do you suppress a black hole? Surround it with white holes

What did the pony say when it lost its voice? Nothing. Ponies are incapable of speech.

What is white and smells like wood? White painted wood

Apirl showers bring... Tornadoes that kill families

What happened to the convict on death row? He died

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