Why did the Mexican jump the American border? Because he wanted a better paying job to support his family, and legal immagration to the States is a lengthy and highly difficult process.

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Why did Moses cross the road? He wanted to play Xbox with his friend Jeff. Moses was a 12 year old boy from California.

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In Soviet Russia, life was very hard due to the failing economy and oppressive government.

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What do you call seven pine trees and a roll of toilet paper? Mongoloid.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? It was taped to the other monkey

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One dog says to the other "I love going for walks!" A women over-hears, screams "A Talking Dog!", and calls the police. The dog is put down and dissected for scientific research.

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Knock Knock. Whos there? I am the danger! Danger who? I AM THE ONE WHO KNOCKS!

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A: Knock knock B:The door is open.

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How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

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Whats worse than one beast thing? Two beast things. Whats worse than two beast things? The holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust? Three beast things.

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there was a blonde red head and black they were on misty mountain the black was the smartest so she jumped off and said bird flew like a bird the red jumped and said falcon and glided like a falcon then the blonde the dumb one tripped said oh crap turned into crap and wentt to the bottom and bursted

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Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

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How did the 8 year old child die? He was raped at the age of 7 and given the STD of AIDS. His clock then started as his family weaped his final days of his life.

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Sunflowers are red. My garden is on fire.

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It's a penguin that breathes by its asshole. One day, he sits down, and he dies.

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Yo' mama's so fat she has type 2 diabetes.

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your mom's stupid face is a dumb butthead. I hate you.

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The Joke Below

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "Where's my tractor?"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

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you suck

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8

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Q: A squirrel a chipmunk and a spider monkey are fighting over these nuts. Who gets them? A: Your Mom ;p

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i'm filthy rich literally because money is dirty

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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