- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Bend Over.

How did the boyfriend react when the girlfriend told him she was pregnant? Nothing.. He already changed his number and packed up his things and moved out of the state

Roses are red Violets are red Bushes are red Why's my garden on fire?

A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

What do 69 and 420 have in common? That was my score on my Math final:(

Why can't Susie jump rope? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! who's there? Not Susie.

Why was little Sammy crying? because she had a frog stapled to her forehead

Why was the Africanan boy hungry? Because food is hard to come by in Africa.

What's the difference between a melon and a baby? You have to cut open the melon before you can eat it

what's white and goes up? a retarded snowflake

Q: Why don't people like me? A: Because I smell bad and I give off a creepy vibe

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

whats worse than 10 babies in a blender 1 baby in 10 blenders

What do you call a bunch of black guys on mars? a problem What do you call 1 million black guys on mars? a bigger problem What do you call all the black guys on mars? a solution

Knock Knock I have a f*cking doorbell you asshole

Why couldn't the little seven year old girl paint her finger nails? She fell in front of a train.

Why did billy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

roses are red, violets are blue, poems are stupid, refridgerator

What happened to the kid who brome his neck? He died.

How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is black.

Im thinking of a very long word..... L O N G

A guy walked into a store and bought a candy bar. Why? Because he wanted some chocolate.

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