- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

this is not a drill.

Mind magic for fuck ups: Did you know you can train your dog to magically arrive by saying YOUR name! Just tell it what your name is a lot and voila! Moral: made me laugh, fuck the rest of you XD

What do you call a Ku Klux Klan member who has been set on fire? Burnt Marshmallow.

why did the dog eat its breakfast of meat because he was hungry

What did the black man see when he looked in the mirror? His reflection.

Why was the blonde fired from the M &M's factory? Her Masters degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the job she had.

A man was complaining about not getting enough sleep. He was then raped.

Whats the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? Ghosts aren't dolphins.

A duck and a chicken walk into a bar. How improbable.

tim tebow and mark sanchez will lead the jets to the superbowl

What's green, has six legs and would kill you if it fell on you out of a tree? A pool table.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

What's green and has wheels? A green car.

knock knock who's there? dave dave who? dave suddenly burst into tears as his grandmothers altzimers became so serious she forgot his name

Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin Before He Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

Ben Affleck

why did the girl fall off the swing? her dad threw a refrigerator jlr

a boy with asperges asked me a question today he asked me again and again because he has asperges

Why did the bird fall. Its tree got cut down.

People spending hours typing nothing but cus words? Who does that?

Intel Core Computers answer robot flavored phones at middle of june CC

walk into your friend’s house and say “what’s up with the dead guy out front?” (you have to murder a person for this joke to work)

A man walks into his house to see his TV is moving. He notices a black man who starts running when he enters. He then calls the police and gives a description of the man. The robber gets placed under arrest.

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