Q: What did the duck say to the other duck? A: Quack

Knock Knock! Who's there? The mailman! The mailman who? *opens door* Just kidding, I'm actually an axe-murderer!

Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

What's black, white and red and can't turn round in corridors? A nun with a spear through her head

What's worse then a blind driver? A girl driver

roses are black violets are black I'm blind i need a dog.

Q; How does a priest perform an exorcism? A: He doesn't.

Tyler: Why'd the monkey fall out of a tree? Donnie: who's there Tyler: dude this isn't a knock knock joke...

Why is an Orange, Orange??? Because its not blue!

Haiku's are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

Im sorry Dylan Hodge Jamie Stegman

why did the Asian by a dog because he was lonely

What is duke oxtoby? legend.

Q: What has four eyes but can't see? A: A blind guy with glasses

What is big, green, fuzzy, and would kill you if it fell on you? A pool table.

A duck walks passed a lemonade stand.

What do you get when you cross an African, a white person, an Asian and a Spaniard? Society's worst nightmare

Kefka > Sephiroth

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He had a stroke.

Why did the little boy fall down the tree? He didn't. He jumped.

What's worse than a trash can of dead babies? The one at the bottom that has to eat it's way out.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...