- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between chad woldert and justin beiber? Nothing

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the moon. It burnt up on re-entry

Roses are red, violets are blue you may not know this but I'm falling for you . <3

Why couldn't the elephant ride a bike? Because he had no thumbs...

ask me if im a door yes

politically correct!

Your momma's so ugly, she has endure self-esteem issues relating to her appearance that have plagued her since grade school.

a man walks into a bar, he tells the bartender "im not a part of this SYSTEM"

I AM YOUR SALVATION! And you are my poopstain

why was the woman silent? she lost the ability to speak in a tragic boating accident in which her vocals chords were damaged thus making it incapable for her to utter anything

Waiter, waiter, there's a fly in my soup! That's not a fly, it's a gnat.

Why couldn't timmy brush his hair? He had leukaemia

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's usually in a good mood.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red... That depends in how hard you throw them.

Why did the Jew hate bananas? He was deathly allergic to them.

why cant black people swim? I dont know but they killed my family

A man saw a dinosaur yesterday. He had a very nice time at the museum.

Knock Knock Who's There? Peyton Peyton who? Peyton Manning

What is the best part about being in bed with twenty eight year olds? There are twenty of them

Q:Why did the baby cross the road? A: It was stapled to the chicken

Q: What did Albert Einstein say to Adolf Hitler? A: They never talked. And if Albert Einstein did say something to Adolf Hitler, he would have died first.

Jose gutierrez is a gay fish.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? feel the other side of the worm in his mouth

What did the doctor say to the patient? You have cancer.

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