- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a pimple? Finding out it's a botfly.

Why did the man commit suicide? Because on top of his depression, his wife had been cheating on him and his kids all died in a horrible hand-gliding mishap.

What did the blind deaf kid get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

How did you know it was bedtime at Michael Jackson's house? When his clock's big hand met the little hand, usually at 10 or 11, though sometimes later if he had a concert that night.

A African American male and a Mexican male are both in a car, who is driving? Most likely the owner or the car.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

There are no stupid Questions just stupid people

An asian, mexican, and a black guy walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "get the hell out"

Why do alcoholics use brown bags? Because they are ashamed of what they have become and seek to repress their guilt by entering into denial.

So two cannibals are eating a clown. Cannibal one: Does this taste funny to you? Cannibal two: Considering that this man was a clown he must have been in poverty so he resulted to being an alcoholic and maybe over dosed on over the counter drugs. Cannibal one: Thank you for that reasonable answer.

How did the girl get rid of a fever? She took medicine.

Whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having a Hippo give you head.

What is lazy? My balls. All they do is hang.

Why wasn't the black man allowed on the golf course? Because a wealthy business man had rented out the entire course for a very important international investor.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink without making any grammatical errors.

Whats 10 times worse than a war? Ten wars.

a duck walks onto a basketball court during a game. The referee sees the bird and blows his whistle crying fowl just as the player was running up to dunk. The confused bird flies away and the referee gets punched by the angry player.

What gets bigger and bigger and bigger, then dies? A baby.

Did you hear the one about the nascar driver who couldn't pass his road test? No. It's true, he couldn't pass his road test.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. You think they should have ducked?

A catholic priest and Jerry Sandusky walk out of an elementary school.

What type of party do you throw when your fat? A baby shower.

Why is Blake dumb? He was in algebra one as a freshman. And his nickname is angry Blake

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