- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My name is Will I am a real homosexual

What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

What did the ginger say to god? Nothing it has no soul

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

What do you call a dog that can't pass an Algebra test? A dog.

What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

I walked into my sister's room and slipped on a bra..........it was a boobie trap

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

I was lying in bed looking at the stars in the sky What did i think to myself? Were the heck is the ceiling???

What did the Jew say right before a boy threw a quarter in a fountain? Make a wish.

Why did susie fall off the swing? Because an arrow penetrated her head.

Who should you call when your dad overdoses on Viagra. Child Support

A chinchilla and an octopus walk into a bar. What do they say? The octopus says Hello but the chinchilla says nothing because chinchillas cannot talk.

what better than getting an F on a test? getting an A on a test.

Nobody walks into a bar. So nothing happens.

I'm homeless.

where would you find a blind man's car? exactly where he left it...

what did the kid say when he didnt see the ice and sliped and broke his arm ouch that beep hurt

I bit a horses leg. Why? Because I thought i was a vampire. I also bit my sisters glodfish in half.. Why? Cause I wanted revenge on my sister.

What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

So, today I was walking down the street... I met a black guy.

Why can't antelopes fly? Because they can't

What's brown and sticky? Anal

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