- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you punish hellen keller? you can't she's dead

Why did the elephant not do 9/11? Because he drank a hispanic turtle.

Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

How to condom style ! Ayyyyyyy thts ur baby ! No! No! No! No! No! No! Broken condom style ;)

Why did Rebecca Black die? She killed herself due to the cruelty of many people

What's worse than farting in front of your boyfriend? Farting on your boyfriends pillow and giving him pink eye.

Look at the statement immediately below. Look at the statement immediately above. Hahaha! You cannot read this text! Therefore, the following joke fails to qualify as a joke and is therefore an anti-joke by virtue of constitution: Yo mama!

Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

Knock, Knock Who's there? The IRS, we're taking your house. This is a vacation notice, please be out of the property in 30 days. Have a nice day.

When life gives you lemons you squirt them in someones eyes and steal what life gave them.

ask me if im a boy are you a boy? none of your buisness.

What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog

Ask me if i am a tree? "Are you a tree" No.

What did the little boy say to his malignant tumour? "Hello" The tumour did not respond.

A man walks into a bar... And orders a glass of beer to cool himself off after a long day at the quarry.

What do you get when you cross a train track and a bumpy feild, Further along on your GPS map.

What if the rest of you value something wrong?

Why was the dinosaur laughing so hard? He heard a very humorous joke

What did one hand say to the other? Nothing, you fool, hands don't talk.

What smells like bananas but is invisible? Monkey farts

s s is for shit h h is for hit i i is for it t t is turtle

A Jew walks into a furnace.. The bartender says "What'll you have?" The Jew wonders why there is a bartender in this furnace, then they die.

An asian and white guy walk into a bar, the white man says to the asian "Do I know you from somewhere?" The asian says. "Yes, I used to go to college with you." The white man remebers him, and they catch up on life.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens aren't very intelligent and therefore it didn't see the possible dangers that could occur.

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