- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

Republicans

Did you hear about the kid-napping in Minnesota? He woke up

What do you get when you cross a man with a horse? The Nobel Prize for your advancement of genetic sciences; centaurs aren’t real.

orange -banana and lemon say....... i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i want to eat u (RANDOMZZZZZ)

What do you get when you post the same thing a million times? Hate

When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

Why did Hitler kill himslef? He saw his gas bills.

Why did George Bush blow up the Twin Towers on 9/11? 9/12 was his girlfriends birthday.

Q:What's funny about a Jew marrying a Nazi? A:The situation

Why was the girl crying? She just got diagnosed with cancer you inconsiderate bastard.

Why did Sara fell off her swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sara

Why couldn't the black man swim? He has no legs.

Woman's Rights

who likes gay porn and has dirty littlesweeneys thathesticks up his hole? Jahn Willems

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it does whatever the hell it wants to do!

I'm dressing up as a shia for halloween

What did the blonde do when she reached the traffic lights? She stopped, as the lights were red.

what's worse than being chased by a turtle? being chased by an angry turtle

What the did the man say to his boss? You are my boss.

why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

I have two friends, Jeffrey and Barbara. You might think that Jeffrey likes sports and beer, and that Barbara likes knitting and cooking. But you'd be wrong, Barbara is dead.

Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks, as he saw the first two men previously walking into it, and it looks like it rather hurt.

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