What do you get if you convict a white man of murder? A black man in prison.

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Why did michael jackson wear white gloves around young boys? His doctor recommended that he do so due to bad circulation.

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What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

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Billy: Why do pirates say rrrrr? Mark: I don't know, I'm not a pirate.

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A jewish man walks into a bar and then gets hit in the testicles. he now has testicular cancer.

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Did you here that Hellen Keller got hit by a bus? No. Neither did she.

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why ya gotta be so rude? cause i can

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What's worse than getting shot in the face? Nothing really because that could leave you seriously handicapped for the remainder of your life or there is a good chance that you are dead.

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children

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what do you call a prostitute with AIDS? Most likely her first name, unless of course you know her and it is normal for you to refer to her by a nickname or some shorter version of her proper first name.

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I have an erection My mom!

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What do a snake and a bird have in common... They both fly, except the snake

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What's cute and smokes? A cute person with a nicotine addiction.

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Roses are red, Violets are violet. The man who wrote this, Was high as shit.

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Why did the dog die? He was old

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Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

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PIED NINNY!

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Why dd the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She lost her arms to cancer.

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A dog was barking at a tree

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Punching a baby

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Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. He did kill Hitler.

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Yo mama so fat! Really she should get on an exercise program and watch her diet, as she is at higher risk for diabetes and other health issues

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What's worse than the Holocaust? A Holocaust survivor. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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