- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, here's some candy, gent in the van.

When Geese fly in their 'V' formation, why is one line bigger than the other? There's more geese in that line.

Your mama's so fat, that it's ruined her self-esteem.

Why didnt the cannibal like the taste of the comedian? because the comedian smelled very bad and the cannibal forgot to add salt.

a blind man walks off a cliff..... he's dead now.

What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

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Yo mamma is so dumb, she bought a Wii and was satisfied with her purchase

What did Steven Hawking get for christmas? A bike.

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans.

why is the sky blue? - because you have herpes.

Two goldfish are swimming in the ocean. One says to another, "I don't think we will be able to survive in this salty environment".

Three guys went hunting on a rainy day. The first guy slipped.

roses are red, violets are blue, penis

If I have 12 backpacks and Jimmy has 91 pancakes, then how many marshmallows can cover the roof of this building? Purple. Because Aliens don't wear hats.

My brother and I laugh at how competitive we used to be. But I laugh harder

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

Just got back from the corner store. Bought 3 corners.

What did Dr. Pepper say to Sprite? I'm a Doctor.

Roses are Roses Violets are Violets I am to Literal, That is a statement.

Autism... is not funny at all, it is a serious issue in today's day and age and must be addressed and cured

Why did little Jimmy go crying to his mummy? Because she was shot.

How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

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