- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb? ...You mean, you don't know?

Don't tell anyone, the Health Department is already on our backs.

why did the girl fall off the swing? her dad threw a refrigerator jlr

knock knock who's there? dave dave who? dave suddenly burst into tears as his grandmothers altzimers became so serious she forgot his name

Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

Why did the goat cross the street? It was running away from the Tsunami

What did the penis say to the other penis? What? Penis motherbucker

Q.What do Santa Clause and a grape have in common? A.They both have beards. Except for the grape.

what do you call a muslim flying a plane a pilot

What do you say when you see your tv floating at night? Drop it, nigga!!

What happens when a leprechaun refuses to give you his pot of gold? He doesn't give you his gold.

sorry got to poo

How many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? Pancakes are not a feasible material with which to build a doghouse.

Add William Wright On Facebook Answer- www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

How did the farmer stop the chicken from swearing? Cutting it's head off, skinning it, plucking it's feathers and cooking it on a medium heat for about an hour. He then served it up to his family with green beans, mash and parsnips.

how do you know when an elephant been in your refridgrator The door wont close

Why are blondes so dumb? They aren't dumb they just have prejudice against them

Knock knock! Who's there? ADHD ADHD wh-? SQUIRREL!

"Knock knock" "The doors open" "Oh, okay"

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