Boy, do I love chicken strips. Sometimes, when I’m home alone, I’ll take some chicken strips fresh out of the oven and rub them in my scalp. It doesn’t do much for my hair health, but I like the way they feel running through my strands of hair. The flakey coating, smooth white meat, and warmth. Yum.

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What's the best thing about 23 year olds? There's twenty of them.

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hello

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them

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Wh ydo i Hate you? 'COs Your a Gimp!

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Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

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if someone chucks skittles at u and says "taste the rainbow!!!!" chuck m&ms at them and say "Im not afraid!!!!!"

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A blonde has a headache, so she goes to the doctor. The doctor prescribes some Advil, she takes it, and then feels significantly better.

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Whats the difference between a man and a cat. There both different species.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was in the designated crosswalk area and there was no oncoming traffic.

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Due to the wildlife conservation program prevalent in the neighborhood, the chicken was able to cross the road safely.

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The bears will win the Super Bowl

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Wife: Does this make me look fat? Husband: Honey, your already fat.

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Black people are the scum of the earth

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A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

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Steve jumps through a window...he forgot he was on the 231st floor...He dies

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What did the KKK member say to the african american man. Nothing, he just killed him.

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Kyle grund parker coffey

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Why did the Chicken cross the Road? To get to the other side! (To fully appreciate the subtle nuisances of this joke, you really have to be a chicken.)

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So you go home and get on the computer. You have no internet so your stuck playing pinball.

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Yo momma so ugly, except she's not. She's looking beautiful today.

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Why couldn't Horton hear a who? He was a loaf of bread.

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What did the little girl with cancer get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far

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If a guy has a sex change what is the first thing he would say? Boobies!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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