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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"This is Jesus Christ to Tim Tebow. Please leave me alone. Don't you know that my day off, is Sunday?"

What happens when you forget your parachute as you jump out of a plane? You wake up.

Why doesnt a chicken wear pants? Because its pecker is on his head.

What's wrong with you? I have no idea.

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen take? Enough to give him a bad reputation, but not enough to kill him

What do gay kittens eat? Cat food. Friskies and Fancy Feast are both popular brands.

Roses are red Violets are blue Urine is yellowish and shit is usually brown... That's it, I was just remembering the colors of some stuffs

roses are red violets are blue if you and your sister were hanging from a cliff i'd save your sister

Why did the boy let go of his red ballon? Because he was hit by a car

a little violence in a relationship doesn't hurt anybody

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. Banana soup, Gorilla poop

How's the weather? Good.

What's worse than having your t.v. stolen by a Mexican? Getting raped with a chainsaw.

there are three types of people in this world, those who can't count, and those who can. STFU, you corny loser

What's worse than losing the remote? Dying of cancer.

why is 6 afraid of 7? haha! because 7 ate 9 no because 7 is black

How many ADHD kids does it take to change a light bulb? Let's go ride our bikes!

What do you call a fucking idiotic douchebag with ebola? An ebloa paitent

Roses are red Violets are blue Peas are green Plums are purple Thieves are black

what do JFK, plato, and a dead penguin have in common? theyre all dead.

What's worse than someone who isn't racist? A racist.

Q: What's worse than spilling milk all over the floor? A: Cleaning up the milk you spilled all over the floor.

what do you call a prostitute with AIDS? Most likely her first name, unless of course you know her and it is normal for you to refer to her by a nickname or some shorter version of her proper first name.

Why can't Johnny run? He has no legs.

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