there was a pre school teacher and he told the children to draw a squirell. One boy breaks into tears because his entire family was slaughtered by a pack of squirrels. This upset the teacher

what did the teacher say to his student? do your work.

The Charlotte Bobcats

What did the father tell his son who was caught stealing from the teacher? --The father didn't say anything because he walked out on his family when the children were born.

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Why dd the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She lost her arms to cancer.

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

One Direction has 12 letters. So does gayyyyyyyyyy. Coincidence? I think not.

Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

Roses are red, Violets are violet. The man who wrote this, Was high as shit.

Yo mama so fat! Really she should get on an exercise program and watch her diet, as she is at higher risk for diabetes and other health issues

Why did the dog die? He was old

What's cute and smokes? A cute person with a nicotine addiction.

Punching a baby

Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. He did kill Hitler.

A dog was barking at a tree

What's worse than the Holocaust? A Holocaust survivor. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

PIED NINNY!

What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

A jewish man walks into a bar and then gets hit in the testicles. he now has testicular cancer.

Did you here that Hellen Keller got hit by a bus? No. Neither did she.

Billy: Why do pirates say rrrrr? Mark: I don't know, I'm not a pirate.

I have an erection My mom!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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