- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call it when you almost win? You lose.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs, who got cancer for Christmas, get for his Birthday? Nothing, he didn't live that long.

Hi! Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Roughly 1150 pounds if a full grow male.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley.

What is the difference between you and a brick? A brick gets laid.

What happens when batman jumps off the top of a building? His fake wings fails and he dies upon impact of the ground.

2 Black men walk into the bar.. Guess what? There still black.

One guy asks another guy, "Why did the sleeping man get sucked into the sinkhole?" The other guy replies, "I don't know, I heard about that a few months ago, it seems highly improbable statistically. "

Why do all gingers get mad all the time except having sex? Because they enjoy it!!!

Why didn't the 9-year-old girl go to school on monday? Because she lived in a country where women don't have rights and was traded as a commodity for 2 pigs to be a wife for a 43 year old man.

There are three muffins sitting in an oven. The first one says nothing. The second one also says nothing. They're just muffins and muffins can't talk.

A man walks into a bar the bartender looks at the man and says "Hey son you wanna make one hundred bucks?" the man looks at the bartender and says "Im not your son."

What's the difference between Justin Beiber and gay people? Quite a bit, actually, because Justin Beiber is one person, and "gay people" is a community.

i told my parents that i was having friends come over my dad said great my mom said great so i said great

A white guy, a black guy, and an asian guy jump off a bridge. Who hits the ground first? It doesn't matter. They are all going to die.

What do you say to a friend named Alex? The Game

YOU

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Some jokes rhyme, But this one doesn't

what happened to the man who is standing in the rain? he got wet

I scream. You scream. We all scream and huddle in a corner of our first grade classroom because of a masked gunman.

Why was the black guy running away with a sack full of money? He was rushing to local charity to donate the money. It was closing in 2 minutes.

What starts with ''F" ends in "uck" and usually means excitement? A Firetruck

What did the raisin say to the toaster? Nothing. The raisin lacks a central nervous system, and the toaster is an inanimate object.

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