Joe: Will you remember me tomorrow? Mack: Yes Joe: Will you remember me next week? Mack: Yes Joe: Will you remember me next month? Mack: Yes Joe: Will you remember me next year? Mack: Yes Joe: Knock knock Mack: Who's there? Joe: See you forgot me already! Mack: No I didn't Joe, I thought you were going to tell me a knock knock joke. :/

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Why did michael jackson wear white gloves around young boys? His doctor recommended that he do so due to bad circulation.

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The Charlotte Bobcats

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Why did the teenager commit suicide? Because he was constantly being bullied in school, which caused him to be depressed. Days later he found out that his mother had breast cancer and was most likely not going to survive.

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There is a Mexican, American, and an Italian on a boat.They start to sink. All of them brought things from their country. The Mexican threw burritos over and said, "We have too much of these." The American threw american cheese over and said, "We have too much of these in our country." The Italian throws over pizza and says the same thing. They are still sinking. Then, the American picks up the Mexican, throws him over and says, "We have too much of these in our country."

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Q: What's grey and can't climb trees A: A car park

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Wats rong with yo leg.....

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I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

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Why was Sally in a wheelchair? Her abusive father beat her repeatedly with a rake.. Then as she crawled out the door to try and get help, the abusive father took his Dodge Ram and ran over her legs reapeatedly. Then began to slap her. Luckily, a vigilante saw the whole thing and slaughtered the father with an axe and carefully escorted Sally to the hospital. After a couple of weeks of beautiful and extraordinary care, Sally made a full recovery and was able to leave.. and all patients have to leave in a wheelchair

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What did the father tell his son who was caught stealing from the teacher? --The father didn't say anything because he walked out on his family when the children were born.

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what's funny about war? nothing!

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What's worse than the Holocaust? A Holocaust survivor. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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PIED NINNY!

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Roses are red, Violets are violet. The man who wrote this, Was high as shit.

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Why dd the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She lost her arms to cancer.

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Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

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Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. He did kill Hitler.

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Why did the dog die? He was old

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A dog was barking at a tree

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Yo mama so fat! Really she should get on an exercise program and watch her diet, as she is at higher risk for diabetes and other health issues

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If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

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Punching a baby

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What's cute and smokes? A cute person with a nicotine addiction.

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