why do the klu kux klan wear pillowcases on their heads? they were going to go with coon skin but thought it was a little much!!

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2 persons in an elevator then, one guy says: dude! smells like your sister! and the other guy is not there

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem about Red rosses and blue violets

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Q: What do you call a dad running down a hill? A: A mom running down a hill, I lied about the dad.

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What sits in the corner of room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler

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A man wakes up after a long night with a girl he recently met. He pulls out a cigarette, and looks for his lighter, but can not find it. He asks the girl if she has a lighter and she replies "There might be some matches in the top drawer of my dresser." He opens the top drawer and finds some matches.

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How do you confuse a conspiracy theorist? Tell them the government is not real.

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Boy 1: Hey do you want my last chewing gum? Boy 2: Yeah please! Boy 1: Same. The boy continues to eat the chewing gum and finishes his shit wandering why the boy walked into the same cubicle as him.

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What's Green and flies? Super Grapes cousin Super Grape

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Your dad isn't gay...but his boyfriend..HES REALLY GAY!

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Her father beat her

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A teacher tells one of her students, "If I say 'I am beautiful', which tense is that?" The student tells her, "Didn't your mother ever tell you that lying is bad?"

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby wearing a clown suit.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

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What time did the Chinese man go the dentist? About 5 minutes prior to his appointment

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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Fart

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Why should you never eat a jellyfish on a Wednesday? Because it will sting you with its poison.

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A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear asks the rabbit does shit stick to your fur? The rabbit says no, so the bear wipes his ass on the rabbit

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How are Lamborghinis and piles of dead babies alike? I don't have either in my garage. Except for the pile of dead babies.

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Q: which of the following is a prime number? A: 17

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What name does Steve Bartman go by Now? Steve Bartman, but he just hides all day trying not to be killed.

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I scream, you scream, we all scream for shit

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's the government, your home is being repossessed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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