A little boy walks up to his father and asks his father to explain the birds and bees. The father then proceeds to rape the little boy.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? It doesn't really matter but I wouldn't actually call anything because they have very sensitive hearing and will probably panic and, being blind, might collide with a tree.

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hey i just met you and this is crazy i just had bath salts your face looks tasty!

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Q what do you do when your friend tells you hes a homosexual A. you tell him that you will accept him and can still be very good friends

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A man, a woman, and a kid are sitting at a table. They are eating dinner, the kid turns to the man and proceeds to explain how he wishes to drop out of school. The man sends him to his room as punishment. The man and the woman resume eating their dinner.

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Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: Because he was shot in the face

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Q: Why are asians good at math? A: Because they study with their tutor every tuesday

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What would happen if you put avocando, pineapple, sardines, peanut butter, brussel sprouts and milk into a blender and drank it. most probabley salmonala poisoning because the sardines were off.

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Why didn't Clemson accept John Burns' college application? Because John Burns was wanted for five counts of first degree murder.

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Q.How do you scare an emo?? A.Run after them with plasters

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Steven and Daniel are playing with super soakers in the back yard. Steven says to Daniel: "You can't squirt me!" Daniel says to Steven: "Yes I can!" Daniel is HIV positive.

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What did the sun say to the moon ?? Nothing - they can't speak

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

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What's more traumatising than watching your dad raping a man? Watching a man raping your dad.

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Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

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Hey I just met you, and your f$#king crazy,I ate your pizza, so go get me another one!!

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vitamin c

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cross light said signal said "GO"

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Q: what did the suicide bomber say after the attack? A:

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Do you like apples? Yes

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What is red and green and goes round and round? A frog in a blender!

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what did one mute say to the other? Nothing.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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what is the difference between a boy scout and a jew? boy scouts come back from camp.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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