SUCK MY NUTS

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How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe Coolhsoj

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That day where Captain America becomes too weak and frail to hold his own shield.

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What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Why did the blonde jump over the glass wall? To see what was on the other side.

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Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

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Cancer.

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Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Obviously not Bob, Idiot What did Bob get for christmas? A glove Actually, I lie. He hasn't unboxed it yet.

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Your momma so stupid that it's really inspiring she managed to overcome her limitations and raise such a wonderful family.

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2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

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Q:what did the 14 year old girl from Tennessee say to her dad when she lost her virginity? A: Get off of me

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whats the difference between a door knob? a milk carton, because people have legs so they can walk !!!!!

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-Hey I know something funnier than 24, ---What? -25! Hey I know something funnier than 25. ---What? -The Holocaust!

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4 gay men walk into a bar,but there is only one stool..... What do they do? Turn it over

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Where did the boy go after the explosion? Everywhere

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Knock knock. Who's there? Justin. Hello Justin, please come in.

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Why did the kid get on the bus. Because he had to go home

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wommmoaooammaaa

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How did the lazy fat boy burn a lot of calories? He set his fat friend of fire.

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Santa Clause, a smart blonde, and the Queen of England all jump out of a plane, which hits the ground first? Galileo's theory tells us that all objects fall at the same speed regardless of weight, so they all hit simultaneously.

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This is a little story about four people named Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and Nobody. There was an important job to be done and Everybody was sure that Somebody would do it. Anybody could have done it, but Nobody did it. Somebody got angry about that because it was Everybody's job. Everybody thought that Anybody could do it, but Nobody realized that Everybody wouldn't do it. It ended up that Everybody blamed Somebody when Nobody did what Anybody could have done

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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What did the brown guy say to the black person when he got fired? Nothing, did you think this was going to be racist or something?!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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