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Does that doctor take insurance? No, the receptionist takes the insurance, the doctor takes your blood... Well actually, the nurse does that.

Whats better then having 10 fingers Having 11

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

Why couldn't the Nativity have taken place in France? The winters are not warm enough to sleep in an animal cave without getting hypothermia, and there was no census taking place at the time.

why was the apple on the ground? because it fell

Drew Knowles is gay

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he pushes himself up which puts resistance on his arms and therefore strengthens his arm muscles and performs physical exercise.

What's black and white and red all over? A plague victim.

727-8088-954 Call Me. Say your name is Nick whether or not your a guy or a girl.

knock knock whos their? kevin kevin who? knock knock huh? queef

how long is a chinese name. how long. yup.

What is worse than a nuke exploding? Going to the hospital and finding out you have cancer and aids.

How does he keep getting girls to sleep with him? Bear-traps..

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats green? The color green.

Why did the man get frustrated searching through a box of forks? He was looking for a spoon.

have safe sex

Why was the chipmunk watching TV? Because a new Family Guy was on.

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they train hard and practice daily.

whats worse than a friend asking you if their ugly, telling them to look in the mirror.

Jim: You know whats funny? Bob: What? Jim: The 28th Amendment.

What does the orphan say to its parents? nothing, orphans dont have parents

Haikus are easy But they don't always make sense. Refrigerator.

How do you know if you have a good slave? It is hard working and determined... And black

Why did the black guy seem so black next to a white guy? Because he had more melanin in his skin