Q: What has four eyes but can't see? A: A blind guy with glasses

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Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator from cost-co and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door. Q: how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? A: after removing the elephant by means of walking out the door, slice the giraffe into small pieces approx. 1m by 1m by 1m and put those into the refrigerator

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

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what do you call when a penis is inside a vagina? sex

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What do Muslims and Jews have in common? Shared humanity.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. Because the grocery store only sold pork

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A woman walks out of the kitchen.

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In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

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What is the name of the mermaid on the Starbucks logo? No one knows, she ran away many years ago of shame. It's undiscovered why.

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What's worse than getting AIDS from your boyfriend? Getting AIDS from your brother.

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WHY DO JEWS HATE GERMANY? THEY DON'T THEY FORGAVE THE NAZIS :-) ( . )( . ) -------

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What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

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What did the blond say when she got into a car crash? Nothing, she died.

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Who is happpier than the grouch about the Zombie Apoclypse? Dora.

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What's better than a nice hot shower on a cold, rainy day? Osama bin Laden rotting away at the bottom of the ocean.

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Yup, I mean we use all of your techniques and all things considered the messages end up looking pretty much the same, as if the same person had written them, Azure is named Carlos, and well, he is pretty much a computer wiz so you have nothing to worry about.

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Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

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Is it normal to eat breakfastr in the morning? Yes By Logan in South Dakota

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what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

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How do you make a black plumber cry? - kill his whole family

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What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

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What's normally shaped like a rectangle, and is so thin, it gives people cuts? Paper.

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Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

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Q:Whats evil ,not funny and on wheels A:The Holocost on wheels

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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