- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between 9/11 and Jenga? Jenga games regularly don't kill around 3000 people.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Dave. -Dave who? -Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

roses are red vilots are blue in soviot russa poem read you.

Joe: CHOP CHOP KICK PUNCH HI-YAH! Mike:What are you doing? JOE: PRACTICING CHPO MENTAL KICK KARATE!!!!!!!

What's the worst part about aids? Telling your wife and kids.

What did the paper towel say to the tomato? Nothing.

What the the newly born male dog get for his first birthday? A loss of two testicles.

Friends are like potatoes - when you eat them they die.

Your a bus driver, at the first stop, 4 people get on. At the second stop, 2 people get off. At the third stop, 7 people get off. At the fourth stop, everyone gets off. What is the bus drivers name?

There was an elephant , a bird, a man, a tree, a cat, a dog, a lion, a horse, a cow, a pig, a duck, a lemon, a turnip, an apple, a rabbit, a slice of pizza and a spoon. I just wasted around 8 seconds of your life

A woman walked into a club. Or at least, that's what her abusive boyfriend told the police.

What is covered in red and has two legs? Half a cat.

What's racecar spelled backwards? Jesus.

why are marcos hands all swetty. he just got done giving a hand job to joe.

what is orange and sounds like a parrot? an orange parakeet

Q. Why did the black man not get on the boat A. Because he gets seasick

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: he was sucidal because his kids hate him and his wife cheated on him.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? (Other): "Because the P is silent." Because they're extinct.

What's funny about black people? The fact that they are all in prison for not being visible at night time.

Bob: What's red and goes ding-a-ling? Trudy: A red ding-a-ling? Bob: Yes. What's blue and goes ding-a-ling? Trudy: A blue ding-a-ling? Bob: No, they only come in red.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

Q: Why did the man have aids? A: He had unprotected sex with a man who had aids.

Why did the Zombie kill and eat a man? Because it was hungry.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Take a chainsaw and cut the swing in half

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