Why did the boy go to his room? Because his father told him to.

Why did the chicken die? Because it was crossing a busy road.

What do you do when you do what the do is the do for the do to do what you're doing that's done for what she did if you didn't do what not to do? ^error

What do Vladimir Putin and a snake have in common? A central nervous system, to name but one of the many biological similarities.

Seven

When life gives you cancer, make cancerade.

Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: It depends who is the owner of the car. .

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot

What's worse then a blind driver? A girl driver

What is brown and salty? A pretzel.

how did the bus fall outa the tree it got hit by a hellicopter how did the boy fall outa the tree he was attached to the bus how did the chicken fall outa the tree it fell off the branch

Roses are red,I love the walking dead,but if they kill off Darrell ill watch glee instead

What's the difference between a duck? both of it's legs are the same.

Whats the difference between a Corvette and 1000 dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

What did the paralyzed kid get for his 18th birthday? A boner.

Why isn't this a joke? Because it's not.

What happens when Helen Keller plays badminton? She doesn't win because she threw out her back playing Ultimate Frisbee the weekend prior.

your mama so old, shes dead.

A Great White Shark eats a baby seal's mother. Great White Sharks don't feel remorse.

what's red and horny a red unicorn

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

A guy asks someone's name. The other guy answer that his name is Steeve.

A man walks into a casino, and when he walks out his family has no home.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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