Crowded elevator smell different to midget-Confucius say.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the side of the road? A: To get to the other vagina

What happened to the guy who drank poison? he died.

Why was the black man smoking marijuana with his friends? He was at a glaucoma support group meeting.

How did the Muslim blow up? He accidentally left his gas on and after a while sparked up a cigarette.

Philosoraptor, turds IM A SPAMBOTz B=Not really, just blind.

A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

Dear 6, Please stop spreading rumors about me. I heard you do some pretty nasty things with 9. Sincerely, 7

How many kids does Buzz Light Year have? To infinity and beyond!!

What's a Mexicans favourite video game? It depends on his/her personal preferences.

What looks like half a loaf of bread. The other half

What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

It's gone. It's all gone. There's nothing left.

why did the man throw a stone in the lake? because he'd had a long day at work.

why was the man at the tuna fish factory mad? because he was going through intense emotional trauma happening in his life because of problems with his wife and child.

If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests Testicals

What do you say to a hamster? 42 and weasels

What do astronauts and Wayne Rooney have in common? I don't know. Ok.

how many jews does it take for me to be able to have sex with my cousin's girlfriend? idk, but that's how many I need. actually let me have some extras. couldn't hurt.

knock knock who's there me me who It's me your son who was in prison for 6 years for false charges of attempted homicide

A black man walks into a... nevermind, this joke is dumb.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are red I'm colorblind

KEVIN CRUMMY SMELLS LIKE SARAHS (I)

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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