Why did the police officer arrest the black guy? Because the guy was black and the police officer was racist.

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What are the differences between a black man and a park bench? One's a chair and ones a person.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

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Your dad is so gay, he lovingly marries another man and selflessly adopts you.

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how how does a black man jump. the same way anyone else does

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what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

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Q: What do you do when the light burns out A: Just replace it with a bulb from a less used room

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What did the homosexual give in his secret box? important papers from work.

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Two pretzels were walking down the street when one got assaulted...

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Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

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Is this the krusty Crab? No you idiot this is a phone!!!!!

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What starts with P and ends with ORN? POPCORN

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13

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A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

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Their was once a man named Bob Clemens who really wanted to have sex with an underage girl. So one day he went on an online chat site to find one. He ran into this young girl and told her all the things he wanted to do to her and she told him that she had never done anything and really wanted to try it. Bob went over to her house one day and she told him to sit down and grab some cookies while she came back. She came back and Bob gave her the roughest pounding that any human being could recieve.

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Technically I did not try to, but I made you believe I tried in vain, so your subconcious is unable to register that it is under a state of trance, you could deny it, but you are in a state of trance right now. So how big are your breasts?

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What's woman spelled backwards? Sandwich-maker.

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A man named Jack has three kids. The oldest is named Jordan, the middle one is named Kim, and the youngest is named Alex. One day Jordan walked up to his father and asked him how his day was. His father replied, "It was fine."

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What happened when Chuck Norris jumped into the pool? He then got water on him, and later had to dry off.

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What's worse than a teacher yelling at you? The holocaust

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I was jaywalking when it hit me. You know, a car.

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A horse walked into a bar, the bartender asked "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply, as it was a horse and did not speak English nor understand what the man had said, the horse then stumbled around the bar for a while, confused, before finding the exit and leaving.

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Seargent: Quick seal off all the exits so he cant get away. Private: OK 2 minutes later Private: He escaped sir Seargent: What, how Private: through one of the entrances

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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