- Anti Joke

i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? YOU'RE UNDER ARREST! GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR! NOW!

Every human being has some kind of penis <3

What is the difference between a seal and an armadillo? They are both aquatic animals, except for the armadillo.

How does a black woman know she is pregnant? When she pulls her tampon out the cotton is already picked.

what did the aboriginal kid get for christmas? your bike.

Why did the kid throw a clock out the window? The kid was probably having a temper tantrum and it was an expression of frustration.

What's the worst thing about African poverty? The fact that there is no foreseeable solution to the problem of millions suffering.

What's worse than having to listen a song from Justin Bieber? Being wrongfully convicted of child molestation,rape and murder and spending 50 years in prison before being acquited by DNA-analysis.

Little Timmy walks up to the teacher during class and asks "Can i use the restroom?" The teacher says "I don't know, CAN you?" Little Timmy says "When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?"

What do you get when you cross a cow with an elephant? A deformed organism

stephen hawking walks into a bar, and those who recognize him are shocked that he's no longer in his wheelchair, and approach him to let him know this, but it turns out they were wrong, it was just a man with similar facial features to stephen hawking.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

woman's lacrosse

Fifteen out of twenty therapists is great, but five are left out.

What did the black do when a man robbed his house? He called 911

Knock Knock! Who's there? Santa isn't real.

whats hairy and fat? I DONT KNOW YOU TELL ME RETARD

What is the difference?

roses are red violets are blue i'm allergic to pollen achoo

"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato!!

Knock, Knock Who's there? George. George who? George Ronald.

why did the other chicken cross the road peer pressure

i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? YOU'RE UNDER ARREST! GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR! NOW!

Every human being has some kind of penis <3

What is the difference between a seal and an armadillo? They are both aquatic animals, except for the armadillo.

How does a black woman know she is pregnant? When she pulls her tampon out the cotton is already picked.

what did the aboriginal kid get for christmas? your bike.

Why did the kid throw a clock out the window? The kid was probably having a temper tantrum and it was an expression of frustration.

What's the worst thing about African poverty? The fact that there is no foreseeable solution to the problem of millions suffering.

What's worse than having to listen a song from Justin Bieber? Being wrongfully convicted of child molestation,rape and murder and spending 50 years in prison before being acquited by DNA-analysis.

What do you get when you cross a cow with an elephant? A deformed organism

stephen hawking walks into a bar, and those who recognize him are shocked that he's no longer in his wheelchair, and approach him to let him know this, but it turns out they were wrong, it was just a man with similar facial features to stephen hawking.

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Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

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A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

woman's lacrosse

Fifteen out of twenty therapists is great, but five are left out.

What did the black do when a man robbed his house? He called 911

Knock Knock! Who's there? Santa isn't real.

whats hairy and fat? I DONT KNOW YOU TELL ME RETARD

What is the difference?

roses are red violets are blue i'm allergic to pollen achoo

"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato!!

*Knock, Knock* Who's there? George. George who? George Ronald.

why did the other chicken cross the road peer pressure

i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? YOU'RE UNDER ARREST! GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR! NOW!

Every human being has some kind of penis <3

What is the difference between a seal and an armadillo? They are both aquatic animals, except for the armadillo.

How does a black woman know she is pregnant? When she pulls her tampon out the cotton is already picked.

what did the aboriginal kid get for christmas? your bike.

Why did the kid throw a clock out the window? The kid was probably having a temper tantrum and it was an expression of frustration.

What's the worst thing about African poverty? The fact that there is no foreseeable solution to the problem of millions suffering.

What's worse than having to listen a song from Justin Bieber? Being wrongfully convicted of child molestation,rape and murder and spending 50 years in prison before being acquited by DNA-analysis.

What do you get when you cross a cow with an elephant? A deformed organism

stephen hawking walks into a bar, and those who recognize him are shocked that he's no longer in his wheelchair, and approach him to let him know this, but it turns out they were wrong, it was just a man with similar facial features to stephen hawking.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Knock, Knock Who's there? George. George who? George Ronald.