- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the little boy drop his lollipop? He got hit by a car.

Why did the homeless man steal food from the local grocery store? He had not eaten in three days and was forced to steal or risk possible starvation.

Why did Moses cross the road? He wanted to play Xbox with his friend Jeff. Moses was a 12 year old boy from California.

What's worse than an ice cream cone falling over? The Holocaust. What's worse than that? Two ice cream cones falling over.

What is the name of Steven Hawkins condom.... Anti virus

How do you get a woman to stop nagging? Smack her in the face.

What's the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same

Two whales are in a bar. One says, "whoaohaoahwoahwahoh" The other says, "Go home, Frank. You're drunk."

A.do i have alzheimer's? B.yes A.do i have alzheimer's?

One time, I ate 3 chipotle burritos....after a tennis match

Two friends sit down at a table for lunch. One, in a very frustrated mood, says to the other, "You know what I don't get?" His friend immediately responds: "Sex."

Why was the boy sad? His cookies are gone.

Why was the boy eating lunch by himself at school? Because his only friend was hit by a train.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had AIDS

Q: What kind of time is it when you fall from a ladder and are moments from landing straight on a operational circle saw? Moral: ITS TIME TO SPLIT!

What's a good way to kill time? It's impossible to kill an inanimate object.

A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

A man walks into a bar, Esept it wasn't a bar and he was running.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Two People go To Africa They have a lovely time they come home then go to Miami Florida after Florida they decide to go to germany sadly there was a plane crash and the two men fell into a pit of acid.

Vaginal secretions

why was the black mans shirt ripped? because he escaped genocide in africa

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken never made it across the road because it was hit by a car with a driver who is obsessed with abusing animals.

hi

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??