- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call 4 black men in a BMW? Successful Businessmen.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Biting into an orange and finding Helen Kellar

A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

What do you call a black and white ruler? Barack Obama.

Waiter, waiter, there's a fly in my soup! That's not a fly, it's a gnat.

What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

Roses are red, violets are blue. You're dog is dead. And so is your family.

why did suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.. knock, knock who's there? not suzie

What does a nun and a hat have in common? Size

person 1:hello person 2:hello person 1:do you want to hear a joke ? person 2:yes person 1:good bye person 2:good bye

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some men like Cheese, I have aids.

A child walked into the bar. He was promptly asked to leave because he was too young.

One Direction has 12 letters. So does gayyyyyyyyyy. Coincidence? I think not.

What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

What's worse than an anti-joke about an anti-joke? The Holocaust

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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A boy says he is going to commit suicide. To stop him, a friend tells him not to do it, he'll regret it later in life.

Why did Colussi miss school for 2 years? -Because he died

Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

What do you call a small chinese person? They prefer the term little person to the term midget.

A man jumped off a bridge. He went bungee jumping with his family and had a great time.

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

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