- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the kid trip over the rock? Because he was diagnosed with serious autism, and might die soon.

i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

What do you call a blank white sheet of paper? Printer paper most likely

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You were probably expecting a poem or something but no this is just a gardening fact

What did the three best friends say to eachother? We are all best friends

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

Why did Sarah fall of the swing... She had no arms. Knock knock, who's there... Not Sarah. Face Face, who's there... Probably Sarah.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

How to you confuse an Alzheimer's patient? Present her with a complicated nuclear physics problem.

What did the boy say when he got hit by a car? Nothing, he punctured his lungs.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

A man walks into the doctor's office and says "Doc, I've been having the strangest dreams First I'm a tee pee, Then I'm a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam! What could be wrong with me?" The doctor looks at the man and says, "You have aids."

why did the chicken cross the road i hate it when people ask questions they already know the answer to

why did the little boy die? He had AIDS

what did pedobear say to the 60 year old man nothing he was too busy molesting the girl across the street

why did Michael Jackson cross the road? He didnt he is dead.

Kid 1: Hey, guess what? Kid 2: Your MOM! HAHA! Kid 1:... My mother died two months ago from brain cancer after being shot in the head while fighting for our country in Iraq... Kid 2:.... um.. Your mom...?

Who has big eyes, big ears, and a big mouth? The witness I'm about to murder so he cannot testify against me. Wish me luck.

DING DONG! Did you have to ring the doorbell? You just ruined a good knock knock joke!

Mr. Wonder, optimism is seeing the glass as half full, pessimism as seeing the glass half empty, and realism as not seeing the glass at all.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

race-car = rac-ecar

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