- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mamma so black that u can't see her eyebrows

Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

Eating food: Ugh disgusting! Taking a dump later: THIS IS DELICIOUS! Man, you are doing it wrong... Waterworld was a pretty dry movie, I mean when are they gonna start making movies with a bit of wet humor for a change? SERIOUSLY BELIEVE ME WHEN I SAY I AM NOT SERIOUS!

What makes Amish bread different than regular bread? It's made by Amish people

rock-a-bye baby on the treetop When the wind blows The bass will drop!

"I know it. I can feel it in my nuggets." -Chicken Joe

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Wh do you call a Zeebra without black and white stripes? A horse

whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

What happened when the chicken got to the other side of the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

roses are red violets are red everything is red who set my house on fire

Your mama's so fat, she cries daily and regularly questions her purpose in life.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To pick up the remains of the thousands of his friends that lost their lives to this joke.

A man walked into a bar Ouch!

Yo mama so fat, her wand is a Slim Jim

roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

What do u call a muslim A infection to America

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, it is impossible for something to be red all over if there is black and white also.

How do you make a small child cry? You cut off his fingers..

A rabbi and priest both go into a bar... and they each had a responsible number of drinks before walking home.

What did lil' Suzy do when she got home from school? She was violently mutilated by a bear then continually but raped by a man she met on the Internet. Needless to say, she had a great time. -Harrison

What did one teacher say to the other teacher? We're both under-payed.

Why was the bully in detention? He punched a fellow classmate.

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