What goes in long and hard and comes out wet and sticky? A penis after orgasmic intercourse.

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Q. What do you call a child with no friends or family A. Adopted

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His face was drawn, but the curtains were real.

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I've lost my electron!! Are you sure? Yes! I'm Positive!

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If you rewind Gozilla, it's about a giant lizard that helps rebuild a burnig city, and then goes back into the ocean again...

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Why did Lucy fall out of the tree? Because she sting by a wasp.

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i am writing this because i felt like it.

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A man reaches to grab a womans chest and then realizing hes gay, backs off and everyone goes home happy

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it's weird how Jesus came out of the cave on the same day as Easter

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Roses are reddish Violets are bluish If it wasn't for Christmas We'd all be Jewish

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Don't quote me on this Nero, but she kinda deserves it, she should know better, its not like you have gotten this far by not knowing your limits, even if you tend to break them way too often. Can you get rid of the hallucinations with your mind alone? If not get to sleep asap! And stay asleep for a month or so, and if they somehow cant feed your system intravenously, they can all get the fuck out of there.

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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wael.. nuff said

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why did the Mexican fall and not the black man. i don't know, go ask the Asian.

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what is worst than 1 bee stings two bee stings what is worst than two bee stings holocaust what is worse than three bee stings getting raped by a giant scorpion

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How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

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Haha, I get it..

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Q: What would you do if i pushed you down the stairs A: I would suffer from serious head injuries thus filling you with guilt for performing such a deed.

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Why did the boy cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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What did Dmitri say to all his friends? Nothing he has no friends

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Sally went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. She was exhausted and died of dehydration at the top.

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whats worse than falling off of your bike? thats as bad as it gets,try to think of something else

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Traffic was too backed-up so the chicken took a different route.

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have you ever tried Ethiopian food? neither have they

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Anti Joke

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