- Anti Joke

What do you call a donkey that can't speak? Whatever you want to call it...I prefer to call it a donkey that can't speak!

A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

Q: Where was Moses when the lights went out. A: In the dark.

What's black and white and read all over? Half a zebra.

Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem sucks GET OVER IT

there once was a black man who played basketball

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender then asks him "Why the long face?" The horse then gives the bartender an unwilling look as he walks to the other side of the bar where several people leave due to potential danger in the situation.

What do you call a dead baby who died by getting ran over by a car? Jimmy

What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

What do you get when you post the same thing a million times? Hate

knock knock who's there funny funny who a funny joke

What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What did Michelle Obama get for Christmas? Cancer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man jumped off a bridge. He went bungee jumping with his family and had a great time.

Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

A guy killed his kids and wife Pokémon GO also exists

nobody move! I've dropped my brain.

What's the best part of the 1980s? They're over.

Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

What if the rest of you value something wrong?