What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

I get more excited then my dog when I give her a treat

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

How do you call a hispanic man crossing the border? First you must find out his phone number, then using a different phone make a phone call to him.

knock knock who's there? Orange Oranges cant talk, so seriously, who's there Your mother Ha ha real funny -mother opens door with her key-

Blah blah something about Ryan Dunn.

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it lands on its back.

What did the wife say to the husband? I'm a man.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

Why did the Jew go to prison. He slaughtered his family.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

What did the pineapple say to the cucumber? Nothing...the pineapple was incapable of speech, for twas only an infant.

its all shi.ts and giggles.... ......until someone giggles and s.hits

What is a gremlin? A gremlin.

Nickleback.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

joe diragi whacks off his dog

What do you get when you mix a donkey with a bungee cord? My bouncy ass

A black man, a white man, and a group of Jews were all walking down the street. They got hit by a bus.

what is more fun than shower time with adele. a mass gang bang with antonia

Anyone can post anything.

a black hispanic and asian man jump off a cliff they all die and their families morn their deaths

George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was persecuted for his faith.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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