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Q: What happens when you sit in the middle of the road? A: You get hit by a car and die a horrible death as your family members mourn in the loss and remain sad forever.

You were born.

knock knock. who's there? me. me who? shut up im robbing you.

A grandma says come on twinkies and the teinkies say were terriosts from your lost hole

Why did the Mexican jump the American border? Because he wanted a better paying job to support his family, and legal immagration to the States is a lengthy and highly difficult process.

Why didn't the boy finish the race? He was handicapped

What's green and has wheels? The farmer's tractor.

What did the Norwegian say to the Englisman? ØLølølølÅæåøåæøåæåæåæåæåæåæåæå

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What does DNA stand for? The National Association of Dislexics.

HOW DO YOU KILL A BLACK MAN? YOU DONT

How do you get a cat off a swing? You throw a dog at it.

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

id give my right arm to be ambidextrous

q- what do you call a small number of black people running away from a large group of white people? a- every marathon known to man...

What did the black man say to the watermelon? Watermelon.

A blind man, a black man and a rabbi walk into a bar. The blind man trips and falls violently.

Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

Q:Where was The Declaration of Independence signed? A: At the bottom

What's bad about the the 3 black Jews that just died...... They were my friends

What's the difference between a baby and an onion? I cry when I chop up an onion.

how do u talk to a person you like go up and talk to them

Its true, he didnt write that!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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