Why aren't there any black flesh-colored bandages? Good question.

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person: Ask me if i'm a tree other person: are you a tree? person: no

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why did the grinch steal christmas? The grinch had a rough childhood. he had an abusive father and a crack cocaine addicted mother, and as a result, the grinch never got a christmas of his own. The grinch steals the happiness of christmas from the who's becuase his horrible childhood has caused him to take his anger out on everyone around him, because the grinch believes that this will make up for his depressing childhoofd

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how do you save a black person that's drowning? you blow up their lips

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What is worse than finding a real joke on Anti-joke.com? Starving children in Africa.

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There are two cowboys in the kitchen. One says to the other, "I feel at 'home on the range.'" To which the other replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he realizes he's not pursuing what he truly loves.

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A man is at a party. He gets hungry so he waits in the foodline and then he gets some food. Then he has to go to the bathroom so he waits in the bathroomline and goes to the bathroom. Then he is thirsty so he goes to get some punch and realizes that there is no punchline.

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A frog and a toad eat a pie and then realize it is weird and then die.

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God is like semen. They're both nouns.

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My computer crashed today I was watching porn.

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Why did that guy die? because the SS thought he was a jew.

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Why was the American patriot sad that Bin-Laden was killed? Because he wanted to take him back to America to touture him.

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Why do i love this website? Because it is funny.

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Why was the Jew gassed to death? Because he forgot to turn the gas off.

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why did the clown go to the graveyard? because he was dead

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Q:What do you call a black priest? A: A great quality volunteer at a local church.

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A: Knock, knock. A: Knock, knock! A: Um ... Knock, knock! B: Sorry, I didn't want to answer the door.

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Once upon a time, there was this guy. He lived a good life and then died.

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What happens when you die? Your body gets decomposed by bacteria

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I remember my grandfather's last words he said to me before he kicked the bucket...."Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

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my grandpa told me "dont let fear rule your life" 2 hours later he got hit by a train.

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I'm wet Ew you perv.. Stop thinking like that ! I just took a shower.

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Whats the difference between a nigro and a nigro... They are both BLACK!

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Beware of orange frogs with black stripes! They are dangerous! On the other hand, if you see a black frog with orange stripes, you're in no danger.

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