- Anti Joke

Whats more sad then four black men in a car driving off a cliff? The man they stolen the car from doesn't have car insurance.

Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

Roses are red Violets are blue Hop in the van or I will rape you

dont you love porch monkeys? no.

Aww good to see you looking positive! He said to the boy dying of HIV

When ducks fly in a V formation do you know why one side is longer than the other? Because there are more ducks on that side.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But his one doesn't.

women sports....

If a blonde and a feather were dropped off of a building at the same time, which would hit the ground first? A feather is a light object and would most likely float all the way down at a slow velocity, the blonde is most likely 100+ pounds and would die because she is stupid.

What did the crowd do when a lion walked into the bar? Got up and left because they realized the potential danger of the situation.

how big is a black mans penis? idk ask his wife

Why did the little boy refuse to kiss his grandmother? He was afraid she would slip him some tongue.

Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not the parents

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, Herp Derp

roses ar red violets ar blue i have aids

Whenever someone asks you why you're sad, always remember this simple answer so that people won't keep asking you more questions: "Because Hitler died"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does a black guy die? He doesn't , he's black

cats are pussies

Q. What do you call a woman who, after 72 hours of hard labor, finally gives birth? A. Mom.

Roses are dead. Violets are dead. I'm a bad gardener.

What do you get when you mix a Refrigerator with a dog? Nothing. That would be impossible.

What's funnier than the holocaust? Nothing.

the boy fell, because he hit a bump.

what do you call a girl with a pumpkin spice coffee in her hands? Jenifer