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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Friends are like snowflakes, they go away when you pee on them.

Whats worse than the Holocaust. Nothing the Holocaust was the single worst thing to happen ever.

What's the most famous anti-joke? This one.

A little boy came runing to his mum' mummy...can a little girl have ababy? Mom reply no...so, the boy ran out and told his frnd 'we can play naked again'.,

minorities.....

Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the other side Why did the lollipop cross the road ? It was stuck to the chicken's head Why did the chicken commit suicide ? He couldn't get the lollipop off its head

The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

What's worse than falling off a horse? Falling off a cliff.

why did the giraffe cross the road? because my dad and his "fishing buddies" are having another "meeting" in the basement. I hear weird noises, and I haven't seen my little sister in weeks, since the last "meeting." Dad said she went to a special camp for little girls. I hear horrible noises.

what did the penguin say to the other penguin after they rolled down a hill, and fell into a pile of leaves then proceeded to go swimming, play basketball, go swimming again and then play ping pong and pool? nothing. penguins cant talk

Why was the Black man running with a T.V.? Because he had just purchased a new LCD FlatScreen from BestBuy, and a torrential downpour had just began and he didn't have a free hand to hold up his umbrella.

Pianos.

My period is red, Your sauce is white, now pull down your pants and let me do my workout.

Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a tire swing? A: I don't have a tire swing hanging in my backyard.

Why did the young boy drop his bus. He was hit by an ice cream.

What do you call a black guy riding a unicycle? A black guy riding a unicycle.

What's faster than a black man carrying your TV? The law enforcement that promptly catches him and is about to charges him with theft regardless of his ethnicity because stealing someone else's property is just generally an unlawful thing to do.

A guy walks into a bra. The woman screams and calls 991.

why is my wife crying? because she doesn't like tomatoes

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

Guy: guess what girl: what Guy: nevermind girl: no what Guy: i love you girl:.. i love myself too..

What has three legs, 6 notches, 8 wheels, is beige, has cancer, and is severely burnt? I don't know.

What do you call a dolphin mixed with a cheetah? I have no idea I was hoping you knew.

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