Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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You haven't happened to see a cigarette truck around here have you? What's a truck?

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I like my women like I like my coffee Without a penis

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How do you know if there is a monster under your bed? Monsters are mythical creatures that, even if they were real, would be unlikely to sleep under a child-sized bed.

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What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

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I heard that the Boston marathon was a BLAST!

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Knock Knock DAMMIT WOMAN MAKE ME A SAMMACH

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse then the Holocaust? Two Holocausts

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I feel like making a good joke.But i cant. YN

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What did the girl say to the boy? Hi.

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What do you call Justin Bieber's assassin? A hero doing a noble favor to the community.

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what shoes do pedafiles wear White vans

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Why do fat people commit suicide

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What is an anti joke? It's jokes about jews, blacks, and walking out of bars LIKE AN IRISHMAN

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What is the opposite of pro? Con right? So what's the opposite of progress? Congress

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what's worse than getting beaten by police? Getting beaten by Russian police

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What's worse than a baby on a mattress? A baby under a mattress.

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Useful Information: *2+2=5 *4+4=9 *6+6=13 Q: Given this information, how many fingers am I holding up? A: It was a trick question. Batman didn't open the door.

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nock nock who's there is me u idiot we aranged this yesterday

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Q-what did the bus say to the other bus? A-nothing, buses are incapable of talking

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Whats the difference between a woman and a fridge? A fridge doesn't fart when you take your meat out!

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Two Lawyers were talking to one another. The first lawyer said, "Wow this is the fourth case I've won in a row!" The other lawyer did not know how to respond because of the men the other lawyer put in jail had escaped from jail and already killed the lawyer's family.

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Girl goes to see a sex therapist. Girl says, "Doc, though this has never been a problem, for the past 3 months I have been unable to reach climax. Can you help me?" Doc says, "Yes.". And after an intense 18 months of therapy the doctor helped the girl to discover that her inability to reach climax was related to issues of childhood sexual abuse. And after another 36 months of therapy the girl finally found the courage to confront and forgive her unrepentant abuser, as she realized that by not forgiving him, it was like drinking poison while hoping that he would die. And though the doctor did help her,as he had said, the girl never regained her ability to reach climax again.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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