- Anti Joke

A dinosaur is walking down the street. He is soon confronted by a human. The human says to the dinosaur, "Hey, your a dinosaur." Which the dinosaur replies with, "Yes, yes i am." The dinosaur then stands there for a few seconds wondering why he is in the same time period as the human. And as to why a dinosaur would talk.

2 pilots rowed a boat across the desert. How long did it take to reach the moon? Answer: Purple because chickens don't use magic.

Knock knock Whos there? The Gestapo

I was watching this movie..... its over now.

Why did the man starve to death? He had no food.

why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

why did the boy drop his ice cream? he had no hands

Jack Stevens

Knock knock. Who's there? Ahmadinejad. Well then get the **** away from my door!

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

What is black and white and red all over? A nun that just fell down the stairs.

Roses are red, violets are blue. You're dog is dead. And so is your family.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your a vagina says you, your a booby

Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

What's worse than a black guy? Two black guys....and a dead white man.

Patty cake. Which was a pretty funny catchthingie.

Why did Steven Hawkins die? he got a virus

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

What is it called when a black guy gets robed A crime

What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

belly button

Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

Do you know how to forget? No. Me either, I forgot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )