- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did little Katie fall off her bike? Because the postman killed the bee hive.

My momma's so ugly she had to get plastic surgery. Now I need it.

What is worse than the holocaust Nothing it was fine with the Jews in camps burning and dying

Why did William commit suicide? Because his grandmother had recently died of terminal cancer. His mother left him on the front step when he was two, and moved to Tennessee with her baby daddy.

Joe Paterno walks into a bar...he should've walked into a police station and filed a report.

whats worse than a chicken crossing the road 10 dead babies in a bucket

knock knock who's there? The police your family is dead

A Norwegian, a Swede and a Dane where having a bet on who could swim the furthest without getting wet on their hair. The Swede could have done better... The Dane did surprisingly well. The Norwegian, being bald, was disqualified. Moral: I still have some hair left!

guess what im a bitch i have no balls and i can slap your mum in the face

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

What did the kI'd with cancer get for Christmas? A coffin.

That awkward moment where all you want for Christmas is for your parents to get back together but then you realize that they died in a car crash

Knock Knock Who's there? (Pause) Who's there? Hello? Bloody kids

A baby walks into a bar, not long before it leaves out of the bar.

What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? Their both purple. except for the rabbit

Why did the room go dark? Somebody turned the lights off

Q: What's funnier than a baby in a blender? A: A baby in a clownsuit in a blender.

why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide? you would too if your name was uuhuhuhduhh

What's brown and sticky? A stick!

Yo mama so fat, that she feels uncomfortable in a bathing suit.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? - Because it died.

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

What did the teenage girl get for her birthday? Pregnant.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Wanna have sex?

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