- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A racist walks into a bar. Nasty accident you had there mate. You should be more careful next time.

Q:what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? other person: What? A:how am i suppose to know I'm not a lawyer.

Why can't Johnny run? He has no legs.

Why did a Jewish man have no hair left? He recently got a haircut.

who looks like justin bieber and is really cool? george darling but i lied about him being cool.

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? We are both farmers.

Two fish are sitting in a tank. One says, "I'll man the guns. You drive."

a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z i left out p.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who gives a crap?

If at first you don’t succeed, you clearly weren’t the right person for the job. We’re sorry, but we’re going to have to let you go; please collect your belongings and vacate the premises immediately.

Why did the football player walk so funny? He went to Penn State!

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? One, although depending on how high the light in question is and where it's located she may need someone to help hold a ladder for her, if it's particularly unsteady.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven drove two planes into the world trade center.

Oh na na not today Oh na na maybe tommrow

What's the difference between a blonde and a microwave? If you don't know the difference you need a psychiatrist.

A jewish man walks into a bar and then gets hit in the testicles. he now has testicular cancer.

Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

Selena Gomez, Victoria Justice, and Arianna Grande walk into a bar. They were making a movie.

Why was the man wearing all white? He was a part of the Ku Klux Kan.

a giraffe walks into a bakery, "can I have 101 brown loafs please?" the baker answers: "hmm I've got only 100 loafs is that ok too?" the giraffe says: "why the hell would I need a 100 loafs?!"

Why can't Emily swing because she has no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Emily

do you listen to dubstep? OH YEA I LOVE SKRILLEX -_-

if a joke has not punch line, how does that strike you?

What do you call a Mentally Challenged Black Man? Whatever Name his parent(s) Gave him at birth.

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