What do you can a Brazilian woman wearing a bikini? It depends on the case, but usually Brazilian women are named "Maria", "Ana", "Júlia" and many others kinds of names, with their root being hispanic, portguese and latin lenguages. Respectively, the names quoted have the English translation being "Mary", for Maria, "Anne", for Ana, and July, for Júlia.

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Knock Knock Whos There Policeman Policeman who Please open then door your fathers been in a terrible car accident

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A: I've got a new knock knock jokes! Wanna hear it? B: Yeah. A: Oh you first. B: Knock knock! A: Who's there?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because lately the posts on "anti-joke.com" have not been anti-jokes. Not even a little.

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why are you reading this? You are bored out of your mind and don't want to do you're homework. and now that you read this, you will realize what you're doing and will now get back to work.

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Which came first? The chicken? Or the egg? Whichever one was more sexually excited i guess.

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What is black and white and red all over? A black, red and white picture

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69.

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Mitt Romney

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What is Osama Bin Laden's favourite colour? Doesn't matter. He's dead.

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have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

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An asian is doing math hw then his dad drives through the door

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in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

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Don't wake me up. If you wake me up then I will give you a puppy. Just wait until you fall in love with the puppy, because then i will kill it in front of you.

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What happen to the girl that received chocolate on Valentine's day? She had a allergic reaction.

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Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

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What has 4 legs and cant walk? A paralyzed dog

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im gey

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender

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A couple is playing chess. The man then chokes his wife to death, throws her body in a woodchopper, and eats her like cereal- Frost

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A vast quantity of things.

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There's a black guy in a mansion. What's he doing there? He owns it.

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knock knock who's ther? chris chris who? JUST OPEN THE F***ING DOOR AND CHECK IT OUT

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar. That is highly improbable, due to the fact he is in a wheelchair.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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