nick and a mexican were in a falling plane.. nick ate the mexican... that is all..

how do you wake up lady gaga? poker face

Why did the black guy smell fried chicken? He had a brain tumour

you know what hurts, a revolver bullet in your brain.

So a baby seal walks into a club...

Whats worse than spilling ketchup on your shirt? Getting hit by a bus

Q: What do the Gynecologist and the pizza delivery man have in common? A: They both get to smell the goods but neither one of them can eat it

Guy: guess what girl: what Guy: nevermind girl: no what Guy: i love you girl:.. i love myself too..

yo mamma so black, she was left out in subzero temperatures for an extended time period and suffered major frostbite all over her body, causing it to become grotesquely black.

A black man from Harlem walked in to a store. He then proceeded to buy a few items using money he had earlier procured by working dilligently.

why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted to get to the other side! why did the chipmunk cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken

Why do black people have a bad reputation? Because they do bad things.

What do you call a black person who can't see? Blind

Q-whats green and has eyes. A-A frog are you stupid

A black man walks into a store with a gun. He is a policeman bringing in a murder weapon as part of his investigation.

What happens when you mix a platinum blond with a black kid? A young african-american child with un-naturally died hair.

Knock knock! Who's there? Wristwatch! Wristwatch who? Orange ya glad I didn't say banana

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, He gave me AIDS, And I gave them to you!

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has AIDS.

KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

Sometimes I wonder; why is that frisbee getting closer? Then it hits me. Someone just threw a frisbee at me.

Why was the girl sad? Because she was, you idiot!

Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

What is worse than getting stung by a wasp? Getting raped by a sexually frustrated bear.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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