- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My real life is like my iPad I don't have an iPad.

Brians mother always told him to reach for the stars. He died the next morning.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

How do black guys say hi to each other? Hi.

Get on the boat.

yo mama is so fat that wii fit puts her in the overweight category

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What did the cow say to the farmer? moo

Q. what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? A. nothing you done told her twice already

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

What is Hitler's least favorite month? July...

How do you kill a blonde? By irreparably damaging a major organ. The same way you kill anything else.

A Native American walks into a bar. The bartender notes that this is statistically unlikely because Native Americans are part of a small minority in the local area, but is accepting of all people so still serves him a drink.

What do you call a dear with no eyes? no eyed dear what do you call a dear with no head? dead!

How many Caucasian American males does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Why couldn't Johnny drive? Because he had no arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Johnny was a potato.

Why do babies have soft spots? The skull of a baby is made up of skull bones, and in the places where the bones meet there are soft spots made up of a strong cartilage to allow the skull to grow with the baby's brain.

Q: How long does it take to dig to China? A: 5 mins. I hire a bunch of mexicans

Teacher: which vegetable makes your eyes water? Student: Any vegetable. Teacher: How? Student: Just rub any vegetable in your eyes and see what happens.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

How do you make a baby stop crying? Make it smell its own diaper then, drown it in its own tears.

Q. What's worse than 9/11? A. That one shark jumping episode of Happy Days.

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