Knock, knock. Who's there? Who. Who who? "My name ism't really who, it's Thomas. I thought it'd be funny if I made you say who who, as though imitating an owl. However, I understand that childish jokes like that are not funny and if anything stupid and immature. I am sorry for wasting your time. I will go continue my solitary life alone in a crappy tenement... Damn government. They have money to fight wars against foreign countries and yet no money goes to feeding the poor. Do you think life of easy for me loving like this?! I'm such a lost cause not even my own parents want to see me! And I'll be damned if they're still alive. A dad who beat me and got drunk even night, and a mom with breast cancer"(Thomas, overwhelmed, proceeds to have a mental breakdown). The man at the door comes out to comfort him. "It's alright man. i'll help you out." He let's Jeffrey stay with him for the next four months. They both get raped by a T-Rex.

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What do you call a redneck virgin? A seven year old who can run faster than her brothers.

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Obama says: I can throw one 1,000 dollar bill out the window and make one person really happy Michelle says: I can throw ten 100 dollar bills out the window and make ten people really happy The Co-Pilot says: I can throw you both out the window and make 250,000,000 people really happy tee-hee

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Why did Hitler kill so many Jews? Because he didn't like them.

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A man walks into a bar, ouch!

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. So is my eye. I get abused.

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your mums so fat! "last time i heard that i fell of my dinosaur!!" Oh man are you ok?

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"This is the best of all possible anti-jokes," said Pangloss.

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How did the girl get rid of a fever? She took medicine.

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whats purple and has legs? Nothing, i lied about both

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How do you get Vladamir Putin to smile? You tickle him.

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What do you get when you cross Michael Jackson? A collision, if Michael Jackson were alive.

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What happened when the turkey jumped out of the airplane? It fell.

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What's worse than the holocaust? The holocaust was one of the most terrible incidents in history there are very few things worse than.

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What's the difference between your mother and a mallard with a cold? One's a sick duck; the other regrets having you as a child.

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Justin's life

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Why did the doctor commit suicide? His wife was recently killed in a car accident and simply could not take the emotional pain!

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If you give a mouse a cookie... ...youre ruining its natural diet. it might die.

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Why is this website called anti-jokes? i don't know but it makes sense.

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whats worse that finding your having sex with your long lost sister? having sex with your long lost brother

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Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

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You tell your mom she's a bitch and she later commits suicide by shooting herself in the head . Now, what's the only thing ductape can't fix? Your moms skull.

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How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? None, you don't have to be jewish to change a light bulb

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want to hear first?" The man responds "I'd like to hear the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance covered everything." The man hangs his head and tears up as he asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor heads for the door as he answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you're being denied coverage. None of your future treatments or appointments will be paid for." The man snaps his fingers and says "Damn! I should've voted Democrat!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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