Is this the krusty Crab? No you idiot this is a phone!!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road?

whats bloody and mingen Scabbaz head

What's black white and red all over A Nun after being pushed down the stairs

A woman leaves the kitchen.

What did Stephen Hawking say to a prostitute? Push me, and then just touch me, Till I can get my, Satisfaction.

A kid has no friends.

How do you get a Jew to jump off a cliff? You kidnap his family and threaten to kill them if he doesn’t.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was wandering because he was lost and got hit by a car in the process.

What sport do all black people like? This is impossible to answer because not all black people like the same sport.

A dog walks into a bar. The owner got a fake service dog identification and everyone really enjoyed it.

John went to the shop to purchase a can of coca cola. He left the shop with a can of coca cola.

Why did the baby stop laughing? Would you if you pooped your pants?

Q: what's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon A: well the first noticable difference is that the watermelon tastes better.

How did the guy fall off the roof? He was pushed

My dad said that if I post anymore jokes on this website, the will hit my head against the keyboaaskdnaji;nsd;asdnasd;

Whats red and yellow? A chicken in the blender.

"why did the cheese not go to church on sunday" "because it was jewish"

Why are rich guys gay? Because they can afford to be

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

What is the difference between a pumpkin and a dead baby? There are thousands of differences between a dead human and the fruit of a pumpkin plant. One of them is that I didn't choke my wife to death with a pumpkin. Another is that pumpkins have a stem.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm Scizophrenic And so am I.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was no traffic for miles and the chicken was in search of basic needs.

why did the guitar player cross the road? to play his gig

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