- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guy: guess what girl: what Guy: nevermind girl: no what Guy: i love you girl:.. i love myself too..

What do you call a black guy riding a unicycle? A black guy riding a unicycle.

Why was the little boy late for school? Because he was hit by a truck.

Why did the young boy drop his bus. He was hit by an ice cream.

Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a tire swing? A: I don't have a tire swing hanging in my backyard.

My period is red, Your sauce is white, now pull down your pants and let me do my workout.

What's faster than a black man carrying your TV? The law enforcement that promptly catches him and is about to charges him with theft regardless of his ethnicity because stealing someone else's property is just generally an unlawful thing to do.

A guy walks into a bra. The woman screams and calls 991.

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? A: Because he got hit by a bus.

How many times has Susie fallen off the swing? Not enough.

Why did the camel climb Mount Everest? Actually, he wasn't a camel, he was a very experienced mountain climber. In any case no one really knows why he did it.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a Guinness.

Why is it bad to smoke in a public place? Because secondhand smoke may cause lung cancer.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was sick and tired of all the repeated monkey jokes and commited suicide and preceded to fall out of the tree.

Your mom is so fat, that your gonna get a brother soon.

what's worse than the holocaust? black people whats worse than black people? mexicans Whats worse than mexicans? 2 mexicans Whats worse than 2 mexicans? Africa

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

There once was a man from Peru, Whose limericks all stopped on line two.

What do you call a guy with a bomb strapped to his chest flying a plane? A pilot with a bomb strapped to his chest

What's big and green and would probably kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing hide and seek with Dennis Ferguson

Cancer.

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