- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What do you call a fat man who can turn slim? I don't know

I used to think skyrim jokes were funny. Then I took an arrow to the knee.

roses are red violets are blue cover me im goin in

Did you hear the joke about the pencil? Nevermind it was pointless.

Whats worse than passing out drunk and having your friends draw on your face? When you die of alcohol poisoning in the morning

What would you get when you cross a bear and a shark? a highly improbable situation because sharks and bears live completely different environments.

What did Katniss say to her sister? hi

Why did the dog bark? Because he wanted to.

what do a carrot and an elephant have in common? theyre both orange except for the elephant.

It's a bird! No, it's a plane! No, it's actually a bird. You can see its wings flapping.

There once was a boy. On his birthday, he got a small puppy. The puppy was white and had big eyes. Boy loved his puppy and the puppy loved the boy.

Why couldn't the woman drive the car? Because she was a woman.

Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

Roses are blue Violets are red This isn't humor The Hell's wrong with you?

Q: What did the bulbasaur say to the charmanderr?? A: bulbasaurrr

Why did the audience walk out of the movie? Because it had just finished.

What did jonah say to your mum ... Nothing jonah is your mum

Q: What happens when a Jew with a boner runs into a wall? A: He breaks his nose.

So, a monkey walks ino a bar... I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother is a whore.

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

Why was the clown in red shoes wearing skis? Because he likes to ski in red shoes, and he's a clown

What do you call a man with no arms and legs, lying outside of your house? An ambulance, he's clearly in trouble.

What's worse than dividing by zero? Chuck Norris dividing your face!

Q: A vandal walked into a bar. What did the bartender say? A: Nothing, the vandal had covered him and the bar in pritt stick before he had the opportunity to speak, then left with his penguin accomplice, Reginald the third.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??