- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What happened to the man who died? A: Nothing, there is no afterlife.

Im cute hehehee

why was little johnny laughing all day cactus

- Why Justin Bieber can't login to Facebook? - Because he forgot the password.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, but the very next day, your body rejected the transplant and you died.

What did the dinosaur and John Wayne say to the Easter Bunny? Nothing, they're both dead and the Easter Bunny isn't real.

It's the police sir. There's been an accident.

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What's funnier than the holocaust? Just about everything seeing how the holocaust is not a funny event, but rather enormous tragedy.... Assholes.

what do you call a toddler with a gun? uninteresting

Math Quiz! If sally was born on September 18th, 1997, how old will she be on her birthday? Leave your answers on her grave tomorrow.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because Acl tear stepped on a spit.

Whats the first thing you do when your grandmother gets hit by a toaster? Buy a new toaster.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither Has He.

Why'd the girl drop her lollipop? She got hit by a bus.

If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? Quite obviously, still quizzical, being that tests are just longer, harder quizzes.

I never knew I was dyslexic. Then one day I showed up to a toga party dressed as a goat.

How do you kill a black man? You cn coz he'll beat you up first

Person 1: 'Ask me if I'm a tree' Person 2: 'Are you a tree?' Person 1: 'No.'

What is the difference between a shark and a human? A shark is a type of fish with a full cartilaginous skeleton and a highly streamlined body and a human is the only living species in the Homo genus.

Why did the boy fall off the swings? He had no arms.

Whats worse than a truck full of dead babies? A live baby trying to eat his way out.

Three ethnic minorities walk into a bar, and each does something involving alcohol that confirms a negative stereotype about his subgroup.

My mom so fat, when she jumps gravity pushed her away from the ground

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