A black man and a mexican jump of a building to see who hits the ground first. Who wins? Society.

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why am I who i am, and you are who you are? dick spice

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why did the skeleton drop his juice? Because he has no stomach LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO

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Your mom is so fat that her Body Mass Index is 30,?which is considered obese, she should really try to lose some weight.

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Women's rights

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Women can vote? wtf

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Your mom is so stupid, she stole free samples.

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Why did the black guy fell from the stairs? Because I threw him

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what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

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Knock Knock DAMMIT WOMAN MAKE ME A SAMMACH

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What do you call a red light A:soon to be green

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dieing in a hole.

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: Someone who just got stabbed to death reading the newspaper.

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A black man and a mexican man are in a car. Who is driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. The mexican, Alex, had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had suddenly come upon them and a passing off-duty police officer had picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful rest of their trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months after their return John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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What's green and bounces? An envious kangaroo.

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Why did the black man have blood on his hands? He was a surgeon

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Why does a squirel swim on his back? Because it was trying to keep his nuts clean

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What's funnier than 3 midgets in a treehouse? A talented comedian.

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Cum on guys....gay jokes are mean

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How many electricians does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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April showers bring May flowers! And what do May flowers bring? Bees. Lots and lots of bees.

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i hate black people

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Q-what did the bus say to the other bus? A-nothing, buses are incapable of talking

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