what did the downsindrome get for christmas?? A: Aids and a Dead wife

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A horse walks into a bar... The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have testicular cancer........"

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I used to be an adventurer like you. But then I retired and started a family.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Cause he wanted to

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What is white, black and blue all over? A zebra that was assaulted by Chuck Norris.

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99% of teenagers would cry if they saw justin bieber on the top of a skyscraper, about to jump. However, there is 1% who would be sitting in a lawn chair at the bottom screaming, DO A BACKFLIP!!!

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What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

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What's worse then finding 10 babies in 1 trashcan? Finding 1 baby in 10 trashcans.

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What's the worst thing about that Black Jew at the Bus Stop? He's taking a bus to go to his mother's funeral.

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Whats long hard and has seaman? A submarine!

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-I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

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What's green and black? Grass with wheels.

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knock knock whose there? i don't know...

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what do hookers and bungee jumping have in common? They are both 100$ to be in/on and if the rubber breaks your screwed

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ada! Ada who? Ada burger for lunch!

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like this if you think what ever you want to..

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" Whats the deal with airline food? " -Sharon

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What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

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What did the cool guy say to Kelly Clarkson? Nothing, she's fat.

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Mexican? I dont care if you are Mexican or not really, it makes no difference to me, I know you, I seen you before. But seriously, I consider you a good friend and all, and it seems we both get along, but you know after stuff happens, are we still friends then or is this all just a mating game thing for you? You can be honest with me, I am a realist, and I kinda like the idea of,the day after tomorrow, wont deny that. Its just that I dont want to lose a good friend in the process, and if this is just you trying to score, then well, I guess its still nice knowing this side of you.

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What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far.

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Friends are like potatoes. I don't have any potatoes.

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Why are women bad drivers? -There are no roads in between the bedroom and the kitchen.

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Anti Joke

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