- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What Is big, round, and looks like gaben. Gaben!

What's the worlds most popular burger? The Krabby Patty

why is your mother dead? because i killed him.

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to use a female name.

Knock knock Come in

What do you call seven pine trees and a roll of toilet paper? Mongoloid.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is deceased, therefore rendering her incapable of movement, which is required to drive a vehicle.

Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

Do you believe in magic? cuz i do.

What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

why are anti-jokes so funny? Because you are expecting them to encompass one idea of irony, but instead sometimes give a logical explanation to the question.

why didthe man's computer crash? the man has a serious porn addiction

what did the mexican cop say to the mexican drug dealer? can i get some of that

The Big Bang Theory (the show).

Life is like swimming. When you drown you die.

When life gives you lemons you are like "how did I get these lemons?"

What is the biggest lie in everyone's childhood? "School lunch food is actually good."

Vagina cream... end of story

I was raped the other day... I still did more work than the bitch

dassa

What happened to the dog that ate to much? It became obese.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Nothing, shit went down so bad.

What did the audience watching inception say at the end ................ WAT THE FUK

a man walks into a bar some other people get up and greet him as they are his friends. he then has a great night with his friends. he goes home and goes to sleep. he wakes up with a man next to him

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