What is the diffrence between a jew and a mexican One is a religous practice and the other is a racial diversity

Brians mother always told him to reach for the stars. He died the next morning.

What did the cow say to the farmer? moo

How do black guys say hi to each other? Hi.

What do humans and fish both have in common? They both live underwater, apart from humans.

Get on the boat.

Q. what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? A. nothing you done told her twice already

yo mama is so fat that wii fit puts her in the overweight category

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

okay so this guy walks into the bar and says DON BE STUPE SHE SPIT GOOD AND EVERYTHIN. why did he say that. BECAUSE EVERYBODY HATES HIS SPIT

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

My real life is like my iPad I don't have an iPad.

what's a fish with no eyes and out of water? its just a fish

What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax.

What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

Wanna hear a joke? Sure. Me too.

Your mum is so fat, she is likely to do die before my mum.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Leaves are green, You should know all this by now...

The name "Hunter Barksdale".

how could you not hav not died of dehyderation?

guess what I'm going to Spain on my holidays

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

Knock Knock Who's there? It's the Mortgage company. You haven't payed your loans. The man loses his house and becomes homeless.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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