why did Helen Keller cross the road? she didn't, she wasn't able to find it

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Why do gingers have red hair? Its genetically encoded in their DNA

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were did the gay guy go nowere because it was raining outside

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Why did the student cry when he got an F on the test? because his dad beats him.

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What was the last thing to go through Kurt Cobain's mind? His teeth.

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Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

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No

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What Do You Call a Black Man With a Gun?? A Cop

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Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Duh!!!."

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i stole a monkey from a man in a yellow hat his name is george now his name is i hate you

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Blah blah something about Ryan Dunn.

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I going to the kitchen to make a #sandwich.....oh wait this isn't twitter

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Q. what has one million arms and tells it to people A.a liar

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Roses are red violets are blue, I more do like pink like the holes are in you.

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Q:Whats Brown and sticky? A:Maple Syrup

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Knock, knock! Who's there? orange? orange who? orange ya glad i didn't say your family was dead.

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Me: What day is it? Rebecca Black: Tuesday

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Knock Knock! Whos there? The Game!

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Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf guy ? He didn't.

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What do you call a bookstore with explosive offers? Barnes and Cher-Noble.

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roses are blue violets red im color blind vatalk is gay

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Question: So, what do you get if you put a live dog, a dead cat, some sugarcubes, and your sisters panties (HORMONES OKAY? EVERYBODY KNOWS HORMONES EQUALS SPICE! Or something anyways...) In a blender until its all red and squishy? The hell I know, but put some Redbull in it, and its fucking delicious!

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My mom says to me are you gay and i say are you gay (What did i just do)

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