- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you get a mexican to fall off of a cliff? you push them off

Q: Where do zombies shop? A: Zombercrombie.

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

What do you call a kite that doesn't fly. A broken kite.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? (Other): "Because the P is silent." Because they're extinct.

What do you call a man who's arms have been amputated? It doesn't matter, he won't be able to pick up the phone.

What do you call a cheese that's not yours? Cheese

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have no idea how to rhyme, I like tacos

Life's like a box of chocolates it's shit if you have diabetes

Knock Knock? Whos there? Not Madeleine McCann.

How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication

Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

Womens basketball

what's black, white, and red all over? A nun in a blender

why did the little girl fall off the swing? she was a double amputee.

What do you call a black man walking down the street? Danger Approaching

Is your refrigerator running. Yes. Good, then I don't need to call an electrician.

What do you think when you see an asian woman behind the wheel of a car? She's very attractive.

What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

Why did the chicken cross the road Because the farmer is obviously to stupid to build a proper chicken coop, and thus his chicken is crossing the road and will most likely be hit by a car

How do you leave a guy in suspense ...

Why did sally fall of the swing? She had no arms or legs Knock knock who's there? Not sally

-Children! Come inside! -Why? -We are going out...

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