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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a cat that gets pushed into the pool? Angry as hell.

Why did the little boy cry? Because his parents were shot in the face while he was forced to watch you insensitive jerk Now walk away ????

A blonde walks into a bar therefore her face hurts

Why couldn't the black baby swim? Babies do not posses the muscular capacity nor technique to enable them to properly swim.

A jew goes into a church. Yolo.

What’s worse than being ruled by Adolf Hitler? Being ruled by Joseph Stalin.

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What did the young child with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Door! He then broke down into tears as the nightmares from his schizophrenia had lead to a severely crippled mental state.

A black guy, a Jew, and a Mexican jump out of a plane. Who dies first? Well, judging by the fact that black people in general have a higher body mass, the black man most likely would smash into the ground first.

what is the difference between a black person and a little boy with autism .... the boy with autism is smarter with more education than the black person

Why is Abraham Lincoln a bad driver? Because he is dead.

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

Rishi has popcorn while wass n jess r making jokes on anti jokes

What do you call a black person who was in the U.S. army and survived WWII? A veteran, considering he fought a war and is still alive.

a man ran into a bar screaming. he now has a severe coma

That joke was so funny that I fell off my dinosaur. Then afterwards had to be put in a rehabilitation center because I am schizophrenic and dinosaurs are extinct.

Boy: what to hear a joke? girl: sure. Boy: woman rights.

There once was a boy walking down the street. He got shot in the head. He died.

A mother is sitting with her son at the park. A nearby man suddenly breaks into uncontrollable coughing. The mother leans over to her son and whispers, 'Smoker's cough.' The son never takes up smoking.

This couple is having the most passionate sex ever one night, and the guy cums before he gets a chance to pull out. He gets the woman pregnant. Now they are married.

What do you call a black guy that steals a car? A father desperate to save his dying son who doesn't have a car to drive to a hospital

Who wins the battle of climbing a fence, the Mexican Man or the Black Man? The Mexican Man, the Black Man is still hanging from the tree.

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