- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 took sexual advantage of 9.

what do you call two mexicans playing basketball? juan on juan

You know what's gay? Grabbing another man's penis.

What's the difference between a white guy playing basketball and a black guy playing hockey??? There is none..they hardly get playing time!!

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

Q. What did the gay kid say to his group of straights? A. 10 dollars to the first one to tip over that little asian boy on the bike.

What did the man do when he crossed the road? Nothing he got hit by a car

What do Ping-Pong and Godzilla have in common? Both of them have nothing to do with budhism.

A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, it hurts when i poke my leg like this!" The doctor says,"Mm yes, it seems you have taken an arrow to the knee. You'll never walk again."

What's black, white and red and can't turn round in corridors? A nun with a spear through her head

If a Cheetah and Usain bolt raced in the Olympics who would win? Obviously Usain hes black and cheetahs can't perform in the olympics

Q: What did the black man say to the other black man? A: Nothing. They didn't know each other.

What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

How did the baby cross the road? .......... It was stapled to the chicken.

What do you call 5,000 black people at the bottom of the ocean? A large quantity of African Americans who drowned to their death in the sea.

roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

Why did Sally fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally

What's brown and adhesive? A stick

how many jews does it take for me to be able to have sex with my cousin's girlfriend? idk, but that's how many I need. actually let me have some extras. couldn't hurt.

Q:where does baby oil come from? A:Only the finest of babies

Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? No. Trees don't jump

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

So, there was two successful business men at a social gathering when one leans in to the other to comment, "Hey, that women over there, she looks like your wife!" to which the other one replies, "That is my wife."

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