Wanna hear a joke? that disabled guy who wants to climb mount everest.

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How do you get a elephant in a fridge? You open the fridge and put it in. How do you get a Rhino in a fridge? You take the elephant out and then put the rhino in. All the animals in the animal kingdom are at a meeting, what animal isn't there? The rhino, his in the fridge. How do you cross a river full of alligators? Walk across the allligators are at the meeting.

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You the same as before? I am being a bit overly cautious I admit that, I would call you, the problem is that while you are either pretty good at pretending to be innocent and all, or actually pretty down to earth, I mean I would probably applaud you for tricking me into believing you are pretty sweet before, but I got my wife and her family to take care off now, its not quite the same getting stabbed in the back anymore,

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What did the framer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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What do you call an Islamic man fling a plane? A very frightened passenger who took over flying the plane when the pilot collapsed due to a heart attack

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a child swallows a cleaning product, why is he given chocolate milk? to make him happy before he dies

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What do you call people in a plane crash? Whatever, i wasn't on the plane.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, My house is red, I am on fire

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*see an orphan* Knock knock Whos there Not you parents ...

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What did the alien say to the parachute? We're connected

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a korean man with no legs sits on a porch. He has no legs so it's considered standing

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Your mom.

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Why did the circus clown lose his balance? He had a seizure while on his unicycle, fell off, and bumped his head, leading to significant blunt trauma in the brain. Weeks later, after waking up from a coma, the doctors discover that he can no longer speak anything other than gibberish. His friends and family decide that he cannot go on living this way and decide to pull the plug.

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A black man is sitting in front of the bus Then he respectfully gives up his seat to an elder woman

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A rabbi and priest both go into a bar... and they each had a responsible number of drinks before walking home.

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Q: Holy do you get a nun pregnant? A: You have sexual intercourse with her, and have an orgasm inside her body. Also, in vitro fertilization is a viable, albeit expensive, alternative for couples who have difficulty conceiving by standard intercourse.

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A black man is in line for a club. The bouncer says: This is a white party only. The black man says: Damn, I wasnt aware I had to wear white clothing. He then left the line and told himself to check the promotional page on facebook more often.

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America needs to burn Less fossil fuels to save the environment

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay

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Q: What did the lesbian say to her partner? A: We cannot get married in forty five states.

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Why didn't children go to their grandma at summer? Cause, they were hit by a car earlier that year and they are dead.

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Hey are you sleepy? Good, cause I just saw Jeff The Killer and Slenderman outside your window. Good night!

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Why did the kid get beaten up? -he was gay

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A mushroom walks into a bar and the bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." and then the mushroom walks out.

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