- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? there was chicken food on the other side

What's the difference between a woman? Apart from the differing reproductive systems and body organs, women are characterized by a need to create food.

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

Q: What's bad about 4 asians getting shot? A: There could've been five

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? I eat pizza.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Bond. Bond who? James Bond. na-na NA NA na-na na

What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because it saw some food, or because it felt threatened on the side of the road it was already on.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

Why does a man have a closet full of fruits? Because he has a mental illness and there is nothing to laugh about.

Hey I just met you, and your f$#king crazy,I ate your pizza, so go get me another one!!

If X = 3 and Y = 7, what is X + Y = ? It doesn't matter. You forgot to put your name on the test which means you got an automatic fail.

What are blacks scared of? The kkk

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says "Hey, we named a drink after you!". The grasshopper says "What, Dave?"

Why did Jessy crawl to her bed? Because she has no legs.

What's worse than a baby falling? A baby fall in a pit of tar What did the baby say on the way down? "weeeeeee"

A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

What Mistake Do Ghosts make? None ghosts dont exist..

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