- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between a black man and a terd ? one is a black man the other is a terd

A guy walks into a bar. He loses conciseness because of the force of the metal bar hitting his skull.

what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

What's the difference between a prostitute and your mom? Your mom is a well educated lawyer who earns half a million dollar a year while the prostitute sells her own body for an extremely small amount of money.

Why couldnt the man stop dancing? He had Parkinson's.

Why was baby Johnny crying because a monkey came and ripped of his dick

Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

What's worse than walking into a door by accident? Finding out that your mother molestors children.

why did the packers win the superbowl? because they were very good

A mexican and a black person are in the back of a car. Whos driving? A bus driver.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who practices the Jewish religion. A pizza is an italian dish consisting of dough, cheese, and tomato sauce.

What is long hard and woody? A tree.

What was the last thing Batman said to Robin before they got in the Batmobile Robin, get in the Batmobile.

How do you make people run? When someone is behind you, hold the door open and wait.

what happened when the chicken crossed the road? it got ran over by a car recently after it go killed it was eaten by a hobo and the hobo died from ring worm

like if u think princess kenny is the fairest maiden in all the land. if u dont, disregard this message.

wanna hear a dirty joke? ...trashcan

5 - samios in a wheelchair.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Keep talking shit bitch, and I'll come for you!

Did you hear about the boy with the treehouse? He caught his mom cheating on his dad in there.

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

Three politicians walk into a sports bar. Suddenly, everyone is watching the Stanley Cup playoffs.

Q: Where do zombies shop? A: Zombercrombie.

What do accountants do when they're constipated? Take a laxative and eat plenty of fiber.

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