- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: pete and re-pete were on a boat, pete fell off. who was left? A: i dont know, but why did pete fall off in the first place, that dumb ass

you suck

Yo mama is so fat she needs to wear extra large.

What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you? Someone else's cheese.

Teacher- What comes after 69 Boy- Mouthwash?? Teacher- LEAVE!

Luke, I am your father... Uh... Okay, thats chill, so uh, is my last name Vader or somthing? No son, my name is Anakin Skyw... NOOOOOOOOOOO THATS IMPOSSIBLE!

Q. A couple went on a boat. The boat sank. Every single person died, who survied? A. The couple.

It's long!

What is the difference between a baby and a tree? Its not illegal to hit one with an axe

Q: What do you get when you cross an alcoholic and a sex addict? A: A baby

a man walked into a bar.the bar was metal and he cracked his skull

What did the dog say to the other dog? Were both dogs!

Why did they black straight guy go into an all white gay bar....? Because he went to the wrong place.

Q: Whats the best part of a bald pussy? A: After you put the diaper back on you perv!

Why are elephants big, grey, and wrinkly? Because if they were small, round, and white, they would be called 'asprin'.

What do you call the guy who made this page. Answer: A sucker mouth bitch.

Knock, knock. Who's There? The Fire Department...

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

why didnt the llama eat the string bean? Becuz he was a vegetarian

What is the best joke ever? 1D

What did the penis say to the vagina? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was suicidal.

Black people are the scum of the earth

A man walked into a bar. He stayed for a bit and had a good time.

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