Somebody else besides you: what time is it? You: what time is what? SOmebody else: ? What?

why did the Mexican fall and not the black man. i don't know, go ask the Asian.

Q: What is Kony's favorite rapper A: SOULJA BOY!!

Just admit it. one time in ur life u pretended that the floor was lava and the only way to survive was on the couch.

Stones cannot fly. Humans cannot fly either. Therefore.. I wish I didn't get AIDS...

Q: What's the capital of Ohio A: O

whats wooden and hard a wooden floor

What do you get when John pulls your toe off the waterfall and takes three from an caramel? -6 to the power of golf.

Why couldn't the convicted felonist get back to America? He was in Antarctica and accidentally licked a flagpole.

How to confuse a dumbass: see next post.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

I met a fat girl and fucked her on an elevator. . . It was wrong on so many levels.

An American, an Indian and an African walked into a bar. They had a memorable time together.

Q: What is the difference between Jimmy and a kite A: Jimmy is higher MR

What did the fan of Justin Beiber say? Nothing there are no fans.

i walk into a bar,and then proceed to be taken out because i am a minor -chuckles

what's the difference between a duck? You can't wash a window with a brick.

Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I blackmailed his family with rape from Ronald mcdonald

What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

What did the Po-Po do to the speeding Mexican? Gave him a ticket.

What do you call a man who beats his adopted, black children? A terrible person.

Yo mamma so black that u can't see her eyebrows

Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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