have you ever heard of the mexican that went to college...no...oh me neither

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The hooker walks into a bar wearing a vest and tight denim shorts. A drunken man proceeds in trying to have his way with her. He is thrown out for sexual mis-conduct and is currently waiting for his court date.

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EVERYONE NEEDS TO UNDERSTAND!! DYSLEXICS ARE TEOPLE POO!

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Sharvil has aids 4 times

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Multi Orgasmic Pillow screechers

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I see London, I see France... I see a Map.

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Two muffins are baking in an oven. One muffin turns to the second and says, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" The second muffin replies, "Holy crap a talking muffin!"

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Why can't Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish

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A man tells a blonde "you are what you eat" and she replies "well, i don't think I've eaten any sexy beasts today.'

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What's the best way to cross the road? Ideally with your feet and legs because disabled people usually don't recommend their unfortunate state of affairs. However there are other alternatives which may or may not be better than common or garden walking, such as crane hire - crossing in a crane bucket in a safe spot; chauffer driven limos, which don't do the straight, direct route, generally; and being carried on a replica of Cleopatra's carry couch (but with modern suspension, unless you prefer the up and down motion).

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What do a Fascist and a Democrat both have in common? Involvement in politics.

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There are two cows standing in a field eating grass. The first cow says "moo", the second cow says "Thats funny, I was about to say that".

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What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

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Why was the 3 year old high He was flying

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What's flaming and has wheels? A firepit. I lied about the wheels.

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a blonde walks into a drycleaning store to get her clothes and on her way out the empoyee behind her says come again and then the blonde says shut up u nosy bitch its just toothpaste this time!!!

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A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

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A Jewish man and a blonde were in a DIY store, the man buys a box of screws. The woman gets a phone call to find out her son is late for tennis training. She then hangs up the phone and leaves the DIY store with great hast.

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Q: why was the man punched in the face? A: I did like him.

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How do you save Africa. Put a rash of bacon in and envelope.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Who the hell are you?

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What do a purple grape and an elephant have in common? They are both purple, except for the elephant.

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how did the family die? They were shot in the head.

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Q: Why is six afraid of seven? A: Why??? Q: Idk, thats why I asked

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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