- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

When you say that Chuck Norris has counted to infinity twice. I say that you cant count to infinity because it isnt a quantifyable number

What's white, wet, and sticky? A tissue that I just blew my nose with.

Where is Osama now? Telling this joke.

How do black men eat chicken? Chicken goes in bone come out.

An artist walks into a bar and orders a rum and ckoe. The bartender reads the first sentence and realizes the artist is dyslexic and fixes him a rum and coke.

Why couldn't the little pirate see the movie? He was busy

Why did Susie start shaking? She had continuous ceasars

Knock Knock Who's there? John John who? John Williams.

Q: What has two legs and is bloody? A: half a cat

Good afternoon.

whats long, orange, and comes out of brown stuff? -a carrot.

"who you calling pinhead" tell me you know what thats off

I would, but I see an older version of the kid, that suffered so much pain and agony.

what did the white man call a black man that was awarded the job he applied for? He stated the man was a hard worker and deserved the job. Then he walked up to the man with a smile and congraduated him. Then he went home and commited suicide after he concluded he didnt deserve to live.

Why did the car fall of the cliff? The dude driving the car was driving recklessly.

What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

How are humans like slinkies? - They are not good for very much and bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs!

NO I AM NEROCHAN LEFT!

Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

Roses are red. Violets are red. I have a gun. What did i do?

i named my son Frodo because he was little

how do u get the baby to stop choking? take ur dick out of its mouth!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? This website is terrible. Are you servers from 1990? I hope you all get cancer.

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