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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wha'ts the difference between Justin Beiber and a piece of hot muff garbage? Fart triscuits.

The man and the women were doing something. What are you looking? They just talked

What's black and self-describing? The words of this joke.

I had a quad when I was in high school, she was pretty but it was hard to get her out of the wheelchair.

whats long, hard and full of seamen submarine

Whats the difference between a 100 dead babies and a ferrari? One is an automobile and the other is a tragic reminder that SIDS is a serious and deadly problem.

Steve Jobs didn't die. He went to go set up iCLOUD.

Why are some people so good at basketball? Because they are all black.

What did the black man say while getting mauled by a jungle cat? "Help im dying", as the animal riped him peice by peice with fear in his eyes he died slowly as the jungle cat draged him back to its den helplessly he fades away and the animal eats him.

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot

the holocaust

Knock Knock Who's there Me Me who ME LET ME IN

Roses are red, violets are blue, grass is green, sky is blue, dirt is brown, fire is orange, water is transparent, powder is white

Yo momma is so old that she will be moved to a nursing home next week.

There are 2 muffins sitting in an oven. One muffin says "Damn, it's getting hot in here." The other muffing replies "Holy Shit! A Talking Muffin!"

what's the difference between a blue fridge falling off a cliff and a yellow one? the yellow one isn't falling of a cliff.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

Who has two thumbs and is happy? This girl! You're a girl?

Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead.

Two homosexuals walk into a bedroom, and begin to have sex.

Why was the old lady sad? Her husband was raped by an angry gallon of milk.

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

Why did spock look in the toilet he was concerned with his poop

One man was interested in purchasing poultry. He found it was as very wise investment in that he enjoyed the resulting pleasure immensely.

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