- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a jerk that i knew was in a bar. he was about to drive home. at first i tried to stop him until he was sober. instead he punched me in the face. then i dared him to drive home as fast as possible. he died that night... i texted him all the way...

Why did a black man bring a baseball bat to a white man's apartment? Because he was stopping by his friends house before heading to a rousing game of baseball.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Steven. Steven who? Steven your neighbor, may I please come in?

Roses are red Violets are blue I have multiple personality disorder And so do we

A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

What's got two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

If you can cut half a rope. You can cut the whole rope.

what did the fart say to the butt........bye

Q: What is Tarzan's favorite Christmas Carol? A: None. He was raised by gorillas, who are unlikely to have ever heard of Christmas.

Why did Moses cross the road? He wanted to play Xbox with his friend Jeff. Moses was a 12 year old boy from California.

Roses are red,violets are blue, dont read my words, says the ring of lords.

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a very challenging question.

hey, my names mark.

What's red,little and its in the corner??? --- Strawberry in the corner

a grasshopper walks into a bar the bartender says hey we have a drink named after you the grasshopper says what dave?

asdf

Why did the hipster burn his mouth on a piece of pizza? Because the pizza was on fire.

Q: What's funnier than Women's Rights? A: Nothing.

What do you think would happen if there was a zombie apocalypse? You would just die.

What has no eyes no arms no legs and the lack of a brain? You for liking this joke

Mommy, Mommy, I don't like Daddy! Well leave him on the side of the plate and eat your peas instead!

Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

Q: why didn't johnny do his homework? A:because johnny is dead

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