Why did the man fall off the cliff? I don't know, I have mental AIDS.

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Why did the baby cry? His dad was holding him upside down over a fire.

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Wait a moment, I will see what I can do.

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How do you know if you have a good slave? It is hard working and determined... And black

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What do you call a guy with alot of money? A rich guy.

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So when I came home from work the other day, I saw tha my dog was foaming at the moth, so I took him to the vet It turns out that my dog didn't have a thing for marshmallows but had rabies instead and was promptly put down.

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It's gone. It's all gone. There's nothing left.

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Oh look, a dead guy. He must have died

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being molested by a giant octopus.

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Guess who is violent. Osama

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P1: knock knock P2: go away!!!

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Roses Are Red Violits Are Blue Screw it RUN!!

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Hey babe, are you a refrigerator? -No... Good--'cause I wanna f*ck you so hard. Best pickup line. Always works.

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My asian freind died recently... But on another note why did the chicken cross the road.Crosing the road is a metaphor for killing yourself and the chicken is my asian freind.

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Why are black people good at basketball? While there are many preternaturally gifted black men and women in professional basketball, the notion that one race holds sway over the others in terms of sheer skill and talent is a ridiculous stereotype; propagated, no doubt, by both ignorant and jealous persons of other colors.

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Yo mamas so ugly that when she went to an ugly contest the host said "sorry no Professionals"

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Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

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My three children are three big mistakes.

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What is the hardest thing about eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

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what did the homeless person get for Cristmas? nothing.

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How did the Muslim blow up? He accidentally left his gas on and after a while sparked up a cigarette.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Realising the apple is the worm...

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A blonde, a brunette and a red-head find a mirror with a message on it that says "Stand in front of the mirror and say something you think is true. If it is true, I'll grant you a wish. If it is wrong, you'll be sucked inside the mirror and be trapped there forever." The blonde, who is standing in front of the mirror, says "I think this is a stupid joke." and nothing happened.

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if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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