- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? The one from the farm across the street. Can Randy come play outside?

What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

Roses are Gray. Violets are Gray. I am a Dog.

obama

you are getting chased by a lion, a tiger, and a zebra. What do you do???? Get off the Merry-go-round.

Who is the funniest guy on this planet? Mike the Situation.

What did Batman say to Robin before going into the Batmobile? Get in the car.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house Knock knock Who's there? The chicken

What do you get when you cross a dog and a slice of tomato A really bad joke

What do bicycles and platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

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guess what What? Apsolutly nothing

Mitt Romney

why are you reading this? You are bored out of your mind and don't want to do you're homework. and now that you read this, you will realize what you're doing and will now get back to work.

A Jew, Catholic, and a Mexican walk into a bar. The Jew leaves first for an unrelated reason.

The WNBA.

What do u call a boomerang that doesnt come back A stick

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car!

what's funnier than a pile of dead babies? pretty much everything because dead babies aren't a laughing matter

Yo momma's so ugly. Most people do not enjoy looking at her

Don't wake me up. If you wake me up then I will give you a puppy. Just wait until you fall in love with the puppy, because then i will kill it in front of you.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chris. Chris who? Wow, I thought we were better friends than that.

A man walks into a bar and the barenter says, "What'll it be?" The man says, "I'll take a Bud Light."

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