Why didnt little jimmy have a funeral? Because he is still at the bottom of the lake where I put him.

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Remember those days where we planned what to do with our lives instead of wondering what things lied ahead? Those where the days, it does not matter if we are relics, heroes, or villains today. Back then, we did not seek to discover our future, we sought to create it, back then our people did not pray for a better day, but worked for it. And love and kindness was not something only found in heaven, but what we shared in what was the closest thing, to heaven on earth. Tell me the truth, are there many like us left in this world?

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What did the T-Rex say to the caveman? Nothing. Tyrannosaurus Rex was a prehistoric land animal that roamed the Earth roughly 65 million years before the appearance of man. Making such a conversation impossible.

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Q: Whats funny about the Holocaust A: Nothing

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because, it realized that it was worth something in life, it had a meaning, a purpose, and a right to freedom, to go where it pleased. The chicken's first act of this freedom was to go across the street.

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What did Jesus say to the giraffe? Good day to you sir.

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Tucker Rivera

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knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? -a black man that left his family

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What do you call a man with no head? Nothing he has no ears.

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Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

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yo mamas so ugly she is often made fun of andridiculed about her appearance.

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Why the kid can't get off the water? Because your feet is on his head

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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Why was the Jewish man celebrating cinco de mayo? Because he likes other cultures and Mexican food Except pork

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What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

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A mormon walked into a bar and realised it was a bar the he leaves

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What time will the little girl get up for school? Never, she died in her sleep.

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2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

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How many Caucasian American males does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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What is white and long? A New York winter

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Why did little Suzie spill her drink? Since birth she has lacked a jaw

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Too many because they are babies and they don't have the motor skills to properly use a paintbrush.

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Poop

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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